Teddy Roosevelt Quotes in Night at the Museum (2006)


Teddy Roosevelt Quotes:

  • Teddy Roosevelt: I'm made of wax, Larry. What are you made of?

  • Larry: [looks up at Dexter] Hey, Dex, so, look. No hard feelings, all right?

    Teddy Roosevelt: [Dexter slaps Larry in the forehead and Larry raises his clipboard to hit him] Lawrence!

    Larry: You saw - you saw what he did just then...

    Teddy Roosevelt: [interupting him] Who's evolved?

    Larry: I am.

    Teddy Roosevelt: Who's evolved?

    Larry: I am!

  • Teddy Roosevelt: Some men are born great, others have greatness thrust upon them.

  • Teddy Roosevelt: Anything's posible Lawrence. If it can be dreamed, it can be done. Hence the twenty-foot jackal staring right at you.

    [Larry starts to look]

    Teddy Roosevelt: Don't make eye contact!

  • Teddy Roosevelt: [after being cut in half by a stagecoach] Oh. That's problematic.

  • Teddy Roosevelt: [after seeing Larry slapping Dexter] Good Lord, Lawrence! Why are you slapping a monkey?

  • Teddy Roosevelt: Larry, relax! I'm wax!

  • Teddy Roosevelt: Stop babbling, boy!

  • Teddy Roosevelt: Bully!

  • [Teddy's final words and the last lines spoken by Robin Williams on camera too]

    Teddy Roosevelt: Smile, my boy. It's sunrise.

  • Sir Lancelot: Sir Lancelot, at your service.

    Teddy Roosevelt: Theodore Roosevelt, President of the United States of America.

    Sir Lancelot: I have no idea what that means.

  • Teddy Roosevelt: We're ready.

    Larry Daley: I'm not.

    Teddy Roosevelt: Let us go, son.

  • [from trailer]

    Teddy Roosevelt: Never run from a big cat, Lawrence.

    [Larry turns on his flashlight to make the lion statues chase it]

    Jedediah: You can't ambush me with that kinda cute!

  • Teddy Roosevelt: You're done your job. It's time for your next adventure!

    Larry Daley: I have no idea what I'm going to do tomorrow.

    Teddy Roosevelt: [reassuring] How exciting.

  • Teddy Roosevelt: Some are born great, others have greatness thrust upon them.

  • Larry Daley: You know how you were telling me that the key to happiness was something but then the sun came up? I think I figured it out. It's doing what you love.

    Teddy Roosevelt: I was going to say diet and exercise, but the love thing's good too.

  • Teddy Roosevelt: I am Theodore Roosevelt, 26th president of these United States.

  • Teddy Roosevelt: Disgraceful Denty!

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