Ted York Quotes in Carry on Nurse (1959)

[Nurse Dawson approaches Ted with a large tablet]

Ted York: You have given one of these before?

Nurse Stella Dawson: Oh, good gracious, hundreds.

[Hands him a glass of water]

Nurse Stella Dawson: There you are, get it down now.

Nurse Dorothy Denton: [Passing:] Other end, Nurse.

[Nurse Dawson looks ashamed]

Ted York: Never mind. With a face like mine, it's a mistake anyone might make.

Ted York: Did it win?

Second Ambulance Man: That nag should be going into hospital, not you!

Ted York: I wonder who won the baby stakes?

[Ted get up from the strecher, which collapses on top of the First Ambulance Man]

Ted York: [looking down] Supposing I'd been on it!