Ted, the Headmaster Quotes in Fever Pitch (1997)

Ted, the Headmaster: I wanted to talk to you about a vacancy. Rosie Hunter's handed in her notice I wonder whether you'd be interested in applying.

Paul Ashworth: Head of year? Erm, well...

Ted, the Headmaster: It's obviously not the most attractive offer you've ever had.

Paul Ashworth: *Come on Ben, get back with him!* Sorry Ted.

Ted, the Headmaster: I haven't fired you with enthusiasm.

Paul Ashworth: Well there's a lot of work, isn't it? What do I want to do more work for?

Ted, the Headmaster: More money?

Paul Ashworth: Well I've got enough to pay my rent, I got enough for my season ticket and a couple of records a month. Got no family.

Ted, the Headmaster: I'd like you to think about it.

Paul Ashworth: Sorry Ted as far as I'm concerned there's nothing to think about. *Come on Sam, put it away!*