Ted Swan Quotes in Attack of the Killer Tomatoes! (1978)

Ted Swan: We have to convince the little housewife out there that the tomato that ate the family pet is not dangerous!

Ted Swan: But he wants us to do that, AND make this appear to be a blessing in disguise? Now that's a challenge.

Jim Richardson: The President does tend to expect the impossible...

Ted Swan: You're not listening to me Richardson. I said it would be a CHALLENGE. Man was put on this earth to face challenges my boy.

Jim Richardson: You can do it?

Ted Swan: Can I do it?

[manically laughs, then sings]

Ted Swan: Some sell, some buy, and only we know why! The wrapper's more important than the price! Important decisions are made each day, much too important for the plain folk to make. They're always in a bind, so we're here to help them make up their mind!