Ted Jones Quotes in Pineapple Express (2008)

Matheson: Red, this is your last chance. You gonna give us something we can use?

Red: Matheson, you gotta be kidding me, man. What more do you want? I told you the guy's name was Dale Denton. He's obviously working with Saul. They came in here, they busted my house to shit, they kicked the hell out of me, and then duct-taped me to my grandfather's wheelchair. What more do you want me to tell you? Want me to read your horoscope?

Matheson: You hear that, Ted?

Ted Jones: [on the phone] Okay, ask if either of them were Asian.

Matheson: What skin color were they?

Red: They were white people. Denton might've been a Jew. I don't know. I don't judge people based on things like that. Obviously, we're friends.

Matheson: Ted, you hear him?

Ted Jones: Dale Denton. Not Asian. All right, kill Red.

Red: Man, listen, I would just appreciate it if both of y'all would take your shoes off. This is brand-new carpet. You're tracking mud in here. Matheson, you got British Knights on. I ain't seen anybody wear them since 1987-...

[Matheson shoots Red]

Ted Jones: Has anyone seen my bigger knife?