Ted Jackson Quotes in Easy Come, Easy Go (1967)

Ted Jackson: Yoga is as yoga does / there's no in-between / You're either with it all the way / or you've blown the scene.

Ted Jackson: Okay, so I'm an unprincipled, get-rich-quick creep. Aside from that, I'm not all bad.

Jo Symington: I'll keep your secret.

Ted Jackson: Look, would you like me any better if I hated money, grew a beard, and stood on my head?

Jo Symington: Any change will be an improvement.

Dina Bishop: Oh, that's my car over there.

Ted Jackson: You really have it made, don't you? Fancy car, expensive boat, the whole works.

Dina Bishop: Jealous?

Ted Jackson: Sure. I'd like to have it myself. Where I come from, we didn't even wear shoes.

Dina Bishop: That must be why you like girls who go barefooted.

Ted Jackson: Girls? Barefooted?

Dina Bishop: Jo. She's kind of a beatnik, isn't she?

Ted Jackson: Well, if that means happily broke and full of all kind of crazy principles, that's what she is.

Ted Jackson: What are you protesting?

Woman Carrying "We Protest!" Sign: Well, if you don't know I'm certainly not going to tell you!

Captain Jack: I know what you think of me, and you're right! I'm a humbug, a double dealer, a regular Benedict Arnold.

Ted Jackson: You left out fink!