Ted Farley Quotes in Smile (1975)

Ted Farley: Isn't she lovely? Aren't they all lovely? Isn't everyone lovely?

Ted Farley: [Having overheard his story about the girl with the wooden foot] That was really a beautiful story. Listen, I have a syndicated radio show heard in four states. I'm always looking for inspirational youth stories. Do you mind if I use that?

Tommy French: Be my guest... But it's total bullshit.

Ted Farley: [watching the Young Miss contestants perform a big dance number on stage] You know something? You did a hell of a job.

Tommy French: [cynically] I took a bunch of nice high-school kids, and turned them into Vegas showgirls.