Ted Eckles Quotes in A Sound of Thunder (2005)

Ted Eckles: My gun doesn't work.

Payne: Believe it or not, that's a safety feature. They're all tied to Travis' gun. It won't fire until he fires first.

Ted Eckles: Why the hell not?

Clay Derris: To keep clients from shooting things they shouldn't.

Payne: Hey, Derris, how about we don't mention this in our report.

Clay Derris: No harm, no foul.

Payne: Appreciate it. You know, I'm not really that big of a dick. I just to like to talk.

Ted Eckles: You sure we should be doing this?

Christian Middleton: There's a six-year waiting list. We paid double to cut to the head of the line, and you want to slink home? You gonna spend the rest of your life with balls the size of BBs?

Ted Eckles: What the hell.

Christian Middleton: They're so big I can hear them clanging.

Ted Eckles: It's awfully expensive...

Christian Middleton: What's the point of being rich if you don't buy things other people can't afford?