Ted Bukovsky Quotes in Kuffs (1992)

Ted Bukovsky: Stop the car! Are you trying to kill me?

George Kuffs: What are you so angry about? All I wanted to do was follow the guy!

Ted Bukovsky: Did you see a

[beep]

Ted Bukovsky: crime being committed? Did you see a

[beep]

Ted Bukovsky: crime being committed?

George Kuffs: If we follow him, then we will see a

[beep]

George Kuffs: crime being committed!

Ted Bukovsky: You are a

[beep]

Ted Bukovsky: Patrol Special, you don't go looking for a

[beep]

Ted Bukovsky: crime! If you see a

[beep]

Ted Bukovsky: crime being committed, then you take action! Otherwise, your

[beep]

Ted Bukovsky: job is to service those people who are stupid enough to hire you to protect them! Now if I'm gonna get killed on this job, it's gonna be by a

[beep]

Ted Bukovsky: bullet, not by a

[beep]

Ted Bukovsky: bus! Now turn this

[beep]

Ted Bukovsky: car around and let's get back on your

[beep]

Ted Bukovsky: patrol!

George Kuffs: You may have a limited vocabulary, Ted.

Ted Bukovsky: Fuck you!

Ted Bukovsky: Next time shit before you sign in. Shit! Sign in! In the car!

George Kuffs: Am I gonna be tested on this later?

[George and Ted, staking out Kane's apartment, see him come out with two scantily-clad women, and place them in a cab]

George Kuffs: What can they possibly see in a man who dresses that badly?

[Kane heads to his own car]

Ted Bukovsky: Say you're not gonna follow him... I think we should follow the cab.

George Kuffs: Now I hate to repeat myself, so, you're all under arrest, come out in front of the cars, and lay down on the ground or something.

[glances at Ted]

Ted Bukovsky: Yeah, that's good.