Ted a.k.a. Shorty Quotes in Beethoven's 2nd (1993)

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Ted a.k.a. Shorty Quotes:

  • [the Newtons are having dinner, faint barking sounds are heard]

    George Newton: Are those sounds coming from outside or in the basement?

    Alice NewtonRyce NewtonEmilyTed a.k.a. Shorty: [quickly, in unison] Outside.

    George Newton: [leaves the table] I-I think I'm hearing something from the basement.

    [George walks down the basement, the light switch is heard turned on]

    George Newton: OH, NO!

    Alice Newton: Roll, anyone?

  • Ted a.k.a. Shorty: So, can I get you a Coke?

    Janie: Aren't I a little tall for you? I mean, aren't you a little short?

    Ted a.k.a. Shorty: Well, height's just temporary. When you wake up in the morning, you're a little taller, right?

    Janie: No. See ya.

    [Janie leaves as Ted goes upset]

  • Brillo, Regina's ex-husband & Missy's owner: I've got good news.

    George Newton: Yeah, what's that?

    Brillo, Regina's ex-husband & Missy's owner: The judge threw out Regina's claim. That means I get Missy and Regina gets nothing.

    Ted a.k.a. Shorty: That's great, Brillo.

    Brillo, Regina's ex-husband & Missy's owner: I bought Missy over to see her children. Are they around?

    George Newton: Sure I'll get them. Puppies! Puppies, your mother is here.

    Emily Newton: Puppies! Oh, puppies!

    [Missy's puppies come running down the stairs]

  • [the Newton family search for the puppies]

    Emily Newton: Look!

    [the family stops]

    Emily Newton: Puppy poops.

    Ted a.k.a. Shorty: If it's warm, that means we're close! Touch it.

    Emily Newton: No, YOU touch it.

    Ted a.k.a. Shorty: No, I'm not gonna touch it; you're gonna touch it.

    Ryce Newton: I'll touch it.

    [Ryce slowly puts her fingers down to the object, Emily winces]

    Ryce Newton: [in disgust] It's warm.

    George Newton: Okay, good! They're close. Better wash your hands.

  • [first lines]

    Emily: [gives Beethoven a piece of pork] Here, Beethoven.

    Ted a.k.a. Shorty: [gives him a slightly bigger slice] Here, boy. Here's a special treat.

    Alice Newton: [shows him a roasted chicken] Here, Beethoven. This is from all of us.

    George Newton: Beethoven...

    [holds up a giant steak]

    George Newton: I want you to have this!

    [George approaches to Beethoven]

    Ryce Newton: Mom, we're out of toilet paper!

    Alice Newton: Here!

    [a roll of toilet paper wakes up Beethoven from his dream]

  • Bully at Fair: Do you wanna get your face crushed, shrimp?

    Ted a.k.a. Shorty: Last one, I promise.

    [to Beethoven]

    Ted a.k.a. Shorty: Beethoven, Bite this guy in the Weiner.

    [Beethoven barks and growls, causing the bully to run]

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