Technical Adviser Quotes in A Guide for the Married Man (1967)

Technical Adviser: [after losing her bra in "the heat of battle"] It's all right, Tiger. I've got another one at home.

Technical Adviser: That is not what's worrying me. What is worrying me is my wife coming home and finding it.

Technical Adviser: She'll just think it's hers.

Technical Adviser: Don't be ridiculous.

Technical Adviser: Joe?

Technical Adviser: Yeah. Hi, baby.

Technical Adviser: Hi, honey.

Technical Adviser: How are the kids?

Technical Adviser: Fine.

Technical Adviser: Good. What's for dinner?

Technical Adviser: Chicken.

Technical Adviser: Chicken? We just had that two days ago.

Technical Adviser: No, that was last Thursday we had chicken.

Technical Adviser: Are you calling me a liar?

Technical Adviser: No, honey...

Technical Adviser: A man kills himself working for his wife and family all day long. What does he get when he gets home? Chicken and insults!

Technical Adviser: Honey!

Technical Adviser: Well, it's not bad enough we have chicken every day...

Technical Adviser: We do not have chicken every day!

Technical Adviser: Why don't you learn how to cook something else for a change?

Technical Adviser: I do. Yesterday we had pot roast.

Technical Adviser: Pot roast? It tasted more like the pot than the roast.

Technical Adviser: Are you complaining about my cooking?

Technical Adviser: Yes.

Technical Adviser: Well, if you don't like it why don't you go someplace else?

Technical Adviser: All right, I will!

Technical Adviser: All right, go ahead!

Technical Adviser: Baby, I'm sorry.

Technical Adviser: Well, you ought to be.

Technical Adviser: Yeah, yeah, I feel terrible, baby. I don't know why you put up with me.

Technical Adviser: Neither do I. Did you eat?

Technical Adviser: Yeah, I caught a hamburger in some joint, then I sort of just drove around. I feel terrible, honey.

Technical Adviser: Well, maybe we do have chicken a little too often.

Technical Adviser: No, honey, it's not that. It's just this crazy temper of mine. I don't know why I keep taking it out on you.

Technical Adviser: Maybe that's what a wife is for.

Technical Adviser: No, honey - I love your chicken.

Technical Adviser: Really, honey?

Technical Adviser: Most of all I love you, honey.

Technical Adviser: I love you, honey.

Technical Adviser: See you tonight, baby.