Teb Quotes in Galaxy Quest (1999)

[Fred tries to digitize the pig-lizard with disastrous results]

Jason Nesmith: What? What was that?

Alexander Dane: Uh, nothing.

Jason Nesmith: I heard some squealing or something.

Gwen DeMarco: Oh, no. Everything's fine.

Teb: But the animal is inside out.

Jason Nesmith: I heard that! It turned inside out?

[the pig-lizard explodes]

Teb: And it exploded.

Jason Nesmith: Did I just hear that the animal turned inside out, and then it EXPLODED? Hello?

Gwen DeMarco: [Flipping a bit of pig-lizard off her communicator] Hold, please.

Teb: [after Alexander and Quellek open the door to the barracks] We're saved! He saved us! Commander Taggart has saved us!

the Thermian crew in the barracks: [cheering together] Hurrah! Commander Taggart!

Sir Alexander Dane: It's just not fair.

Teb: Are you enjoying your Kep-mok blood ticks, Dr. Lazarus?

Sir Alexander Dane: [disgusted] Just like mother used to make.

Sir Alexander Dane: [Blood tick jump off his spoon and splashes down into the bowl of tentacles. Alexander puts his head in his hands and sighs]