Tatiana Quotes in The Heat (2013)


Tatiana Quotes:

  • Mullins: Tatiana, you ready to get real?

    Tatiana: Let's get real.

    Mullins: We both know you've been blowing shit up your nose all day. Man, there's nothing I'd love more to do than slip into my camisole, put my feet up, have a little smack, Real good time, maybe a couple of cold ones, a little chip and dip, watch some cartoons. I'd get a big bowl of fucking coke, I'd put my face in it, cut it with a little Ritalin, heaven on fucking Earth, right? I'll camp out all week for tickets to that show.

    Ashburn: What is this, Training Day?

  • Tatiana: [Mullins throws Tatiana's underwear at her] Don't touch underpants! Get out, bull in china shop! Out of my house! What the fuck's wrong with you?

  • Tatiana: I think my mouth is too big.

    James Bond: I think it's a very lovely mouth. It's just the right size - for me anyway!

  • Tatiana: Horrible, horrible woman.

    James Bond: Yes, she had her kicks.

  • Tatiana: [trying on dresses] I will wear this one in Picadilly.

    James Bond: You won't. They've just passed some new laws there.

  • Tatiana: [Bond first meets Tatiana, who has crawled naked into his hotel bed] You look surprised. I thought you were expecting me.

    James Bond: So, you're Tatiana Romanova.

    Tatiana: My friends call me Tania.

    James Bond: Mine call me James Bond.

  • [Moneypenny, M, and other officials are listening to Bond's taped interview of Tatiana Romanova]

    Tatiana: The mechanism is... Oh James, James... Will you make love to me all the time in England?

    James Bond: Day and night. Go on about the mechanism.

  • [last lines]

    Tatiana: [removes ring and hands it to Bond] Here you are. In case you ever need it again.

    James Bond: Oh, yes. All government property has to be accounted for. But as I said before, we won't always be working on the company's time. Will we?

    Tatiana: No

    [Tatiana kisses Bond passionately]

    Tatiana: James, behave yourself. We are being filmed.

    James Bond: Oh, not again.

    [Bond pulls a film reel from his pocket and unwinds it]

    James Bond: He was right, you know.

    Tatiana: What is it?

    James Bond: I'll show you.

    [Bond kisses Tatiana and throws the film away]

  • [in Rose Klebb's Istanbul office]

    Rosa Klebb: Corporal, I have selected you for a most important assignment. It's purpose is to give false information to the enemy. If you complete it successfully, you will be promoted.

    [referring to a picture of James Bond]

    Rosa Klebb: From now on, you will do anything he says.

    Tatiana: And if I refuse?

    Rosa Klebb: [icily] Then you will not leave this room alive.

    Tatiana: [Thinks for a moment] I will obey your orders.

    Rosa Klebb: Good. Now, these are your instructions. You'll report to me here. But the Consulate Security Man must not know that I am in Istanbul. This is classified *far* above his level.

    Tatiana: I will say nothing to anyone.

    Rosa Klebb: If you do you will be *shot*!

    [slams her cane hard against Tatiana's chair]

    Rosa Klebb: [flirtatiously] Come, come, my dear.

    [Starts rubbing her shoulders]

    Rosa Klebb: You're very fortunate to have been chosen for such a simple, delightful duty. A real labor of love, as they say.

  • James Bond: You're one of the most beautiful girls I've ever seen.

    Tatiana: Thank you, but I think my mouth is too big.

    James Bond: No, it's the right size... for me, that is.

  • James Bond: Now, listen, just do as I say, will you?

    Tatiana: Yes, James.

    [James slaps Tatiana on the fanny]

    Tatiana: But, there are some English customs - that are going to be changed.

    James Bond: But, of course, darling.

    [Tatiana playfully laughs]

  • James Bond: I hope you're not... disappointed.

    Tatiana: I will tell you... in the morning.

  • Rosa Klebb: Take off your jacket. Turn around. Hmm. You're a fine looking girl. Sit down. I see you trained for the ballet?

    Tatiana: But, I grew an inch over the regulation height. And, so...

    Rosa Klebb: And then you have had - three lovers?

    Tatiana: What is the purpose of such an intimate question?

    Rosa Klebb: You're *not* here to ask questions! You forget to whom you're speaking!

  • Bob Saint-Clair: Did they ever find the shark that devoured Rodriguez?

    Tatiana: Yes, it turned up in a canning factory.

  • Tatiana: What is it?

    Bob Saint-Clair: My hollow tooth. I've lost my cyanide capsule. That's never happened to me before when I kissed a woman. Good lord, where is it?

    Tatiana: I spit it out. Naturally.

  • Tatiana: You are a great seducer!

    Bob Saint-Clair: I don't know about it.

  • Tatiana: One time I got high, I read the back of the shampoo bottle for thirteen hours.

    Jeanie Stangle: Because it said repeat.

    Tatiana: Rinse and repeat.

    Jeanie Stangle: I get it.

  • Tatiana: The key to teaching children is repetition. You'd be surprised how stupid they are.

  • Tatiana: Suck my clit, fuckers!

  • Tatiana: [about Mike] He looks like a fun-house mirror version of a better looking guy. But he really is that guy.

  • Tatiana: Nooo! Don't go. I'm scared.

    Oscar Grant: Scared of what?

    Tatiana: I hear guns outside.

    Oscar Grant: You know what, baby? Those are just firecrackers. You'll be safe inside, with your cousin.

    Tatiana: But what about you Daddy?

    Oscar Grant: Me? Baby, I'll be fine.

  • [last lines]

    Tatiana: Where's daddy?

  • Tatiana: [seeing cemetery] Even dead they're divided.

  • Tatiana: [to Harry] I can make you feel things you never imagined.

  • Kate: You were an alcoholic when you were 15?

    Tatiana: I'm a passionate person. Nothing half way.

  • Tatiana: Ok, if your mother still alive, one of your parents never see you again, who you choose?

    Kate: I love my dad, but I think mothers need their daughters more emotionally.

    Tatiana: I choose my dad, I hate my mother.

    Kate: If something happens to her your going to feel horrible.

    Tatiana: No, I hate. When I'm twelve she come onto me sexually. She have no boundaries even though she is family therapist. I tell her, "Put down the vodka and get away from me." This is really good fudge.

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