Tanner Boyle Quotes in The Bad News Bears (1976)

Tanner Boyle: Jews, spics, niggers, and now a girl?

Amanda Whurlitzer: Grab a bat, punk!

Tanner Boyle: Hey Yankees... you can take your apology and your trophy and shove 'em straight up your ass!

Tanner Boyle: We lost eighteen to nothin', Buttercrud, and the Athletics are the worst team in the league!

Ahmad Abdul Rahim: *Second* worst...

Tanner Boyle: Sorry, I forgot.

Coach Morris Buttermaker: [after team takes vote to quit the league] Do you want to quit, Tanner?

Tanner Boyle: Crud, No! I want to play ball!

Kelly: [after getting cold shoulder from everyone] Hey does anyone mind if I warm up too?

Tanner Boyle: We didn't think you needed anybody but yourself to play catch with!

Kelly: Just cool it, runt.

[they start fighting]

Tanner Boyle: All we got on this team are a buncha Jews, spics, niggers, pansies, and a booger-eatin' moron!

Ogilvie: Tanner, I think you need to be reminded from time to time that you are one of the few people on this team who is not a Jew, spic, nigger, pansy or booger-eating moron. So you'd better cool it or we may be disposed to beat the crap out of you.

Tanner Boyle: Those Yankees are real turds.

Regi Tower: [Buttermaker passes out drunk during practise] Opening day's tomorrow! We don't know what the batting order is. We don't even have our positions set or anything.

Tanner Boyle: All we got is a cruddy alky for a manager!

Mike Engelberg: [Buttermaker falls down drunk] Is he dead?

Prem Lahiri: No, he is drunk.

Tanner Boyle: Screw this, man, I'm takin' his wallet.

Tanner Boyle: My dad says the only people who put ketchup on hot dogs are mental patients, and Texans.

Prem Lahiri: Hey, cut it out, poop-face!

Tanner Boyle: Poop-face? Are you kidding me? Elmo flips better shit than you!

Tanner Boyle: [hearing a man reading "Casey at the Bat"] What a fag!

Tanner Boyle: Great. First we have to play ball with a girl? What next? A cripple?

Matthew Hooper: Hey!

Tanner Boyle: Oops, I forgot!

Joey Bullock: Hey bears, thanks for batting practice.

Jimmy: Yeah, you guys suck.

Tanner Boyle: I'll show you batting practice.

Timothy Lupus: I heard he puts money under your bed at night when you lose a tooth.

Tanner Boyle: That's the tooth fairy, you homo!

Mike Engelberg: Gotta protect the family jewels.

Tanner Boyle: Who are you kidding. When's the last time you even saw them?

Prem Lahiri: Hey Yankees, you can take your crappy trophy's and shove them right up your asses!

Tanner Boyle: Nice. See you next year bitches!

Morris Buttermaker: Come on guys, remember what I told you, there's no "I" in team

Matthew Hooper: Yea, but there's an "M" and an "E".

Tanner Boyle: THERE SHOULD BE AN "F" AND A "U"!

Timothy Lupus: [after Timothy has been jumped by two members of the Yankees] No one's ever stood up for me before.

Tanner Boyle: Maybe if you weren't such a spaz all the time, I wouldn't have to!

Tanner Boyle: Jews, Spics, Niggers and a Wop that throws airballs.