Tank Evans Quotes in Surf's Up (2007)

Tank Evans: [introducing his trophies] These are my ladies. This is Jill. This is my lady, Amy. Little Suzy. Brianna... y'know why we call her Brianna, right?

Filmmaker: N-no...

Tank Evans: [smirks] Yeahhhh, it's a long story.

Tank Evans: I'm gonna chum the water with your head!

Cody Maverick: Bring it on, pecker face! Let's go.

Tank Evans: Pecker face?

[the kids are playing with Tank's trophy]

Tank Evans: No, no, NO! I'm telling my mom!

[one of the kids trip and the trophy breaks]

Arnold: Oops!

Tank Evans: Nooooo! Lia!

Tank Evans: [to Reggie] Tank needs fuel.

Tank Evans: [doing pushups over hot coals] Right, no, I getcha. What's winning without the losers?

Tank Evans: [later, still doing pushups over hot coals] It feels better, when there's a lot of losers around... was, was that your question?

Tank Evans: This spot here, this is for my special lady. Lia. I'm gonna say that one more time. Lia. Oh yeah. That's a sweet, sweet lady.

Tank's Mother: Tank! Are you polishing your trophies again?

Tank Evans: Mom! I wasn't polishing, I was just talking to my friends!

[to camera]

Tank Evans: I'm gonna polish them later.

Tank Evans: [pushing Chicken Joe away] Keep your girlfriend out of this.

Tank Evans: A role model? No. But I do consider myself somebody that everyone should look up to. Kids should try to pretend that they're Tank. I mean, they should try. Good luck, kids!

Tank Evans: What's up with the hair? You could fit a whole fish in there.

Rob: I don't believe this. This contest was Maverick's to win. Now Evans pushing Maverick out of bounds and into the Bone Yards.

Cody Maverick: Tank, look out.

Tank Evans: You look out.

Big Z: Code!

Cody Maverick: Z!

Big Z: Cody, come on!

Cody Maverick: Z!

Big Z: Paddle! Come on! Dig! Faster! Come on. Dig! Dig!

[sees a wave coming]

Big Z: Don't dig! Don't dig!

Cody Maverick: What?

Big Z: Let the wave carry you, Cody. You're gonna have to time it! You're gonna come right here. Right to me. Five... four...

Cody Maverick: Three... two... one... Z!

Tank Evans: First, I'm gonna take you down. Then I'm gonna fry the chicken.

Chicken Joe: [Lying on his board, staring at the sky] Whoa! That cloud looks just like a kitten. Aww.

Tank Evans: Number one, the Tank!