Tank Evans Quotes in Surf's Up (2007)


Tank Evans Quotes:

  • Tank Evans: [introducing his trophies] These are my ladies. This is Jill. This is my lady, Amy. Little Suzy. Brianna... y'know why we call her Brianna, right?

    Filmmaker: N-no...

    Tank Evans: [smirks] Yeahhhh, it's a long story.

  • Tank Evans: I'm gonna chum the water with your head!

    Cody Maverick: Bring it on, pecker face! Let's go.

    Tank Evans: Pecker face?

  • [the kids are playing with Tank's trophy]

    Tank Evans: No, no, NO! I'm telling my mom!

    [one of the kids trip and the trophy breaks]

    Arnold: Oops!

    Tank Evans: Nooooo! Lia!

  • Tank Evans: [to Reggie] Tank needs fuel.

  • Tank Evans: [doing pushups over hot coals] Right, no, I getcha. What's winning without the losers?

    Tank Evans: [later, still doing pushups over hot coals] It feels better, when there's a lot of losers around... was, was that your question?

  • Tank Evans: This spot here, this is for my special lady. Lia. I'm gonna say that one more time. Lia. Oh yeah. That's a sweet, sweet lady.

    Tank's Mother: Tank! Are you polishing your trophies again?

    Tank Evans: Mom! I wasn't polishing, I was just talking to my friends!

    [to camera]

    Tank Evans: I'm gonna polish them later.

  • Tank Evans: [pushing Chicken Joe away] Keep your girlfriend out of this.

  • Tank Evans: A role model? No. But I do consider myself somebody that everyone should look up to. Kids should try to pretend that they're Tank. I mean, they should try. Good luck, kids!

  • Tank Evans: What's up with the hair? You could fit a whole fish in there.

  • Rob: I don't believe this. This contest was Maverick's to win. Now Evans pushing Maverick out of bounds and into the Bone Yards.

    Cody Maverick: Tank, look out.

    Tank Evans: You look out.

    Big Z: Code!

    Cody Maverick: Z!

    Big Z: Cody, come on!

    Cody Maverick: Z!

    Big Z: Paddle! Come on! Dig! Faster! Come on. Dig! Dig!

    [sees a wave coming]

    Big Z: Don't dig! Don't dig!

    Cody Maverick: What?

    Big Z: Let the wave carry you, Cody. You're gonna have to time it! You're gonna come right here. Right to me. Five... four...

    Cody Maverick: Three... two... one... Z!

  • Tank Evans: First, I'm gonna take you down. Then I'm gonna fry the chicken.

    Chicken Joe: [Lying on his board, staring at the sky] Whoa! That cloud looks just like a kitten. Aww.

  • Tank Evans: Number one, the Tank!

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