Tang Quotes in Poolhall Junkies (2002)

Max: [in the diner] Man that chick has got body karate.

Tang: Hay do you think her tits are real? I hate chicks with fake tits.

Max: Are you kidding me? Fake tits are the greatest invention of the 20th century. Plus they're safe.

Chris: Whoa, whoa, whoa, safer?

Max: Yeah. But do you know that 78% of all chicks that have fake tits involved in boating accidents do not drown.

Chris: Where do you get this shit?

Max: It's common knowledge