Tammy Quotes in Planet Terror (2007)

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Tammy Quotes:

  • Tammy: Are you okay?

    Cherry Darling: I'm just Cherry!

  • Tammy: I swear by St. Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson, I will slap that sinful tramp!

  • Tammy: Jihad for Jimi Hendrix!

  • Tammy: I wish I could play. I'd be in a band with you.

    Joan Jett: Yeah, well you can't.

    Tammy: I hear Cherie's trying the acting thing. You don't need her. You should go solo. Like Bowie. Bowie's just Bowie, he doesn't need any band.

    Joan Jett: They were my songs. I wrote them. She just sang them.

    Tammy: Yeah, but people always remember the singer.

  • Tammy: My brother says guys don't like girls who are tough. He says guys like girls to be soft and flirty.

    Joan Jett: He would say that, he's a pussy.

    Tammy: He does spend a lot of time doing his bangs.

  • [singing]

    Tammy: Are you scared we're on live?

    Tracy Turnblad: No, I'm sure I can cope.

    Amber Von Tussle: Well, this show isn't broadacst in...

    TammyAmber Von TussleShelleyNoreenDoreenVickiDarlaBecky: [with the other council girls] Cinemascope!

    Velma Von Tussle: I never drank one chocolate malt. No desserts for Miss Baltimore Crabs.

  • Penny Pingleton: I'm just a little nervous.

    Tammy: This is show business young lady. If you're nervous now. Hah. Wait 'til you're on the air.

  • Tammy: Please wait outside. The council will now meet in secret, debate your personality flaws, and come to a final decision.

  • Tammy: I feel ok, mostly... fucking might help.

  • Caden Cotard: Was my father standing with us at the funeral?

    Tammy: I don't know what he looks like.

    Caden Cotard: He's dead. So he looks dead I guess.

    Tammy: Hmm. Probably wasn't him then.

    Caden Cotard: He was a big guy.

  • Tammy: That's not chicken. I don't know what it is, but it's not bird.

    Keith Morgan: I can promise you that's 110% bird.

    Tammy: Bird doesn't come out of a squeezy tube!

  • Keith Morgan: Tammy, do you know how I got to where I am?

    Tammy: Sucking dick and kissing ass?

  • Tammy: What's Brookview?

    Pearl: An old folks home; like a prison for old people.

  • Pearl: I watched Neil Armstrong walk on the moon.

    Tammy: On his bike?

    Pearl: That's Lance.

    Tammy: It's - I don't care which brother it is.

  • Tammy: [angrily] I do blame you. I blame you for shoving me out of a hotel room last night and letting me sleep outside like a dog. I blame you 'cause you're already on your second bloody Mary. It's not even 10:00 A.M.

    Pearl: This is vegetables.

    Tammy: [voice breaks] I blame you for packing up your shit and making me come home from school when I was ten years old and finding an empty fucking room. That's what I blame you for. You know how shitty that was for a little kid? You left me all alone.

    Pearl: Well, you weren't alone. Your parents were there.

    Tammy: It's not the same thing. You were my best friend and you just left me. I'm probably gonna need a tetanus shot 'cause I got nipped by a raccoon last night.

  • Tammy: Hey, don't swear in front of my grandma, you piece of shit!

  • Tammy: And I'm suing you, bitch!

    Missi: For what?

    Tammy: You... for being an asshole! That's what I'm suing you for.

  • Tammy: Once I got fingered by Boz Scaggs.

    Pearl: Oh, Tammy.

    Tammy: No, it's okay. It turns out it wasn't Boz Scaggs.

  • Lux: [at dining table, realizing scantily-clad young child is approaching him armed with a revolver] Oh, uhm...

    Luli McMullen: Get down.

    Lux: [meekly] Okay.

    Luli McMullen: [impatiently hurrying him up] Get down!

    Lux: [cautious and sweating] Do you always carry a gun like that?

    Luli McMullen: It's not a gun, it's a .45 Smith & Wesson.

    Lux: Well, uhm, maybe you could give your Mom my card... Let her know I dropped by...

    Luli McMullen: [holds the revolver straight and true, unwavering] Who are you, Mister?

    Lux: I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I should introduce myself. I'm Lux Val. I'm in investments.

    [smiles]

    Luli McMullen: Investments?

    Lux: Yeah, you know, uh, land, properties, stuff like that.

    [laughs, gets up, but she waves him back]

    Luli McMullen: [fake laugh] Well, look, Phil, do you always break into people's houses at eight o'clock in the morning?

    Lux: Uh, no, but your door is... Your screen door was open, and there was no door bell, so I...

    Luli McMullen: Do you think I'm pretty?

    Lux: Excuse me?

    Luli McMullen: Like... like if you saw me... on the street or something, would... would you want to kiss me?

    [the revolver still pointed]

    Lux: [stammering, sweating, unsure] I don't... think I'm supposed to...

    [self-effacing gesture]

    Lux: No, I'm not... Uh... Ah... Is it? Uh... Okay?

    [wipes brow]

    Tammy: [entering] Luli, what in the hell is going...? Oh, Mr. Phil, well, you're here at 7 AM.

    Lux: It's actually eight, Mrs. McMullen.

    Tammy: Luli, you are such a card with that gun.

    Luli McMullen: It's not a gun, it's a .45.

    Tammy: Well, put it down!

    Lux: [stammering] Smith & Wesson...

    Luli McMullen: It's a Smith & Wesson .45.

  • Lawrence Bourne III: Just a minute, stewardess!

    Tammy: Yes?

    Lawrence Bourne III: Could you get the pilot to send a telegram for me?

    [Writes down message]

    Lawrence Bourne III: 'Dear Dad. Have made terrible mistake and joined the Peace Corps. Please arrange to have me brought home at once. Your loving son, blah, blah, blah Lawrence'.

    Tammy: Are you sure?

    Lawrence Bourne III: Do I look like I'm associated with this hootenanny? And when you come back, bring me something with alcohol in it.

  • Tammy: Well how am I gonna get a babysitter?

    Ronnie: Ain't you got a T.V.?

    Tammy: Yeah.

    Ronnie: Well alright then. See ya tonight.

  • Clarkie: The king is dead.

    [pause]

    Clarkie: Long live the king.

    [glasses are raised]

    XXXX: Well I'm honored. But for me this is all over. I'm getting out. What was true then is true now. Have a plan. Stick to it. So I'm sure you must have lots to discuss... but I have no business being here. I've got someone to meet. Adios, amigos.

    XXXX: [voiceover] Paul the Boatman. Kinky, The Duke. Slasher. Kilburn Jerry. Crazy Larry. Mr. Lucky. Troop. Jimmy. I don't want to add my name to that list. My name? If you knew that you'd be as clever as me.

    Tammy: NO!

    [shot fired]

    Sidney: I'm sorry.

  • Tammy: [on phone] I was just rubbing the phone against my fanny. My, oh, my, it's fresh this morning. And look at my nipples, standing up like little soldiers. What is a poor girl to do?

  • Flynn: Where's Doyle?

    Tammy: It's... just us.

  • Andy: I saw Dad.

    Tammy: Dad? Where?

    Andy: Tam, he's one of them.

  • Andy: Tam, am I one of them?

    Tammy: No.

  • Tammy: So what do you do here, dad?

    Donald Harris: What do I do? I'm a section officer. I keep the lights on, the water running, the heat running. See, that's what this says.

    [shows his kids his security card]

    Donald Harris: Triple A - "access all areas". That's me. I basically run the place, you know?

    Tammy: Well, you're the caretaker really, aren't you?

    [Don locks his kids inside a revolving door, then releases them with his security card]

    Donald Harris: No, I run the place.

  • Tammy: You said you saw mum die!

  • Donald Harris: Your mum and I were hiding in a house. A wee cottage. There was an old couple that owned it. And they were there, too. Three other people. And we were, uh... just trying to stay alive, I suppose. We were doing okay for a while. And then we were attacked. They came in through the kitchen window. They were really fast, you know? Chased us. Chased your mum. And we were trapped. Trapped in the bedroom. I... I seen them... biting. I couldn't do anything. I tried to go back. She was already gone. She was already gone.

    Andy: Was there nothing you could do?

    Donald Harris: No, there was nothing I could do. I managed to get away. Just running, running, and running. I got to this military camp. And you know the rest, you know, I've been in quarantine waiting for you guys to come back.

    Tammy: We're just happy you're still alive.

  • Donald Harris: We'll be moving to our new house soon, a couple of months, in fact.

    Tammy: A new house?

    Donald Harris: Yeah. Listen, I hope you guys understand, um... we're not going to be able to go back to your old house. It's outside the security zone, and anyway, I don't think I'd want to go back there, even if I could.

  • Tammy: Daddy! No!

  • Mitch McDeere: You are FBI Agent Wayne Terrance, right?

    Wayne Tarrance: Yeah, you're damn right! You may be able to get by the local cops, but...

    [cell phone rings]

    Wayne Tarrance: Hello!

    Tammy: Is this Wayne Terrance?

    Wayne Tarrance: Who is this?

    Tammy: Is this Wayne Terrance?

    Wayne Tarrance: Yeah, this is Wayne Terrance?

    Tammy: So is this.

    [plays tape of previous conversation with Mitch]

    Mitch McDeere: [to Wayne Terrance] I think you should reconsider.

  • Tammy: You got the account number, you know how to access it? Mitch has verified that the money is there, seven hundred and fifty thousand dollars.

    Ray McDeere: I love your crooked little mouth.

    Tammy: [surprised laugh] Well it's not my best feature.

    Ray McDeere: Wow. Well, what is?

  • Tammy: Mitch sent me to tell you the plan's been changed.

    Ray McDeere: I didn't know there was a plan.

    Tammy: Well, that's good, because it's been changed.

  • Tammy: You're taller than I thought.

    Ray McDeere: That's good to know.

  • Ricky: [Grabs Tammy's bra strap] So tell me, is this synthetic leather?

    Tammy: We got it at Lacey's in Baton Rouge.

    Patty: No, *you* go it at Lacey's. I was in Barnes & Noble flipping through Janes. Do not make me a part of your felony.

    Ricky: You stole it?

    Tammy: Well, I wasn't gonna buy it! It was too ugly! And I felt bad taking a nice one. I *have* a conscience.

    Patty: You're still a crook.

    Tammy: [Pulls her shirt down] Yeah, a crook with a nice rack.

    [to Ricky]

    Tammy: Don't you think?

    Ricky: [Looks at Ray in his truck, watching them] You may not wanna pull those out too often.

  • Tammy: Some people are just born rotten.

    Patty: Or gay!

    Ricky: Or bitchy?

    Patty: Or bitchy!

  • Patty: You're taking a dead man's air. You know that, right?

    Tammy: Air is free!

    Patty: I'm gonna pee!

    Tammy: You're using a dead man's toilet, you know that right?

    Patty: Aw, I promise to flush!

  • Tammy: Sean?

    Sean: What?

    Tammy: We're almost drunk! Can we have a little more booze, please?

    Sean: [Gives the liquor to Ricky] Go.

    Tammy: You're the best!

  • Tammy: I am not just a piece of meat!

  • Tammy: Boy, I sure do miss having my morning gettin' it up and go. I need me a new man, Gloria.

    Gloria: Oh, I don't know, Tammy. From the sounds of things this morning, I think you have the situation well in hand.

    Tammy: It ain't the same as a man's touch. And I'm telling you, I need a man's touch.

    [pointing at Daisy]

    Tammy: So could you-know-who.

    Gloria: I think she's moonlighting as a librarian.

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