Talk Show Host Quotes in Crank: High Voltage (2009)

Talk Show Host: [referring to Chev] Tell me what he's like when he's at home.

Karen Chelios: When he's home, he's like a ghost. He plays those video games; all day, all night.

Talk Show Host: Video games.

Karen Chelios: All day.

Talk Show Host: And you let him do that? Well, you did buy the games for him, yeah?

Karen Chelios: Of course. Why should I deny my son?

Talk Show Host: Chev, where's dad?

Young Chev: I never met the wanker. He died before I was born.

Talk Show Host: What do you think he'd say, if he saw you acting out like this?

Young Chev: Dunno, sir.

Talk Show Host: If he were here now, and he asked you "WHY THE BLOODY HELL DO YOU DO THE THINGS YOU DO SON?", what would you tell him?

Young Chev: Dunno, sir! Bored, I guess.

Karen Chelios: I tried to give him Ritalin, but...

Talk Show Host: Chev?

Young Chev: I sold it.

Talk Show Host: It's not even our Halloween show.

Talk Show Host: Is it true your son Michael turned you on to the pill ecstacy?

Elke: He told me it was a headache pill.

Talk Show Host: And what happened when you took it?

Elke: Well, my headache went away.

Talk Show Host: ...and what happened when you took the pill?

Elke: [pauses] well, my headache went away.

Reverend Aaron Gilstom: Demonic beasts. Whatever happened to the good old simple love song? "I love you." That's what good words use. Nowadays they have to write some sickness. It's just absoultely sick and bizarre, and I'm going to do my upmost best to try and stop it now."

Talk show host: Anything you'd like to add in conclusion?

Reverend Aaron Gilstom: These evil people have just got to be stopped.

[last lines]

Talk Show Host: You know what, he's one of two things. He's a whacko or an illegal immigrant. Either way, they need to lock him up. Line two!