Tailor Quotes in The Italian Job (1969)

Tailor: [Charlie is being measured for a suit after his release from prison] We haven't seen you for a while, sir.

Charlie Croker: No, I've been away.

Tailor: Well, I'm glad you're out- er... back.

Tailor: May I measure your inside leg, sir?

Cornelius: No.

Monty Brewster: Gentlemen, do you think I'm a lowlife?

Tailor: Oh no, Mr. Brewster. Not with these clothes.

Tailor: You move, you bleed...

Tailor: You dress left or right?

Drew: Ughh... well, my closet's on the left side of my bed, So I guess I dress left. Except if I have to wear something out of the hamper, cause that's on the right side of the sink...

[Straightens up and nervously talks]

Drew: LEFT!

[Ralph is being measured for a suit]

Sir Cedric Willingham: Just a few quick questions to probe your knowledge of English history...

Ralph Jones: Fine.

Sir Cedric Willingham: When she failed to give him a son, Henry VIII had Anne Boleyn - ?

Ralph Jones: Look into adoption?

Sir Cedric Willingham: Beheaded.

Ralph Jones: Jeez, this is a tough country.

[a tailor approaches with a bolt of fine black material]

Tailor: Would this be to your liking, Your Majesty?

Ralph Jones: You know, I kind of like that.

[points at a bolt of pale blue and beige striped material inlaid with an elaborate pattern]

Tailor: That's an upholstery fabric, Your Majesty.

Sir Cedric Willingham: The English people don't generally like their monarch to look like a sofa.

[last lines]

Lisbeth Salander: It's nice.

Tailor: Your father?

Lisbeth Salander: A friend.

Tailor: Must be a very good friend.

Tailor: A tailor's like a doctor, what's to be ashamed?