Tai Quotes in Digimon: The Movie (2000)

Izzy: Your Digimon's a loser.

Tai: What did you say?

Izzy: How could two mega-level Digimon get beat by one lousy bug? WarGreymon quit like a coward.

Tai: [angered] You take that back, or I'll...

Izzy: I was reading an e-mail from another kid!

Tai: Well, you didn't have to read it so well.

Izzy: This kid I met on the internet e-mailed me. His name is Willis, and he lives in Colorado. I don't know where he gets his information. He's smart though. He's only in elementary school, but he's already taking classes at Colorado State.

Tai: So what? I'm in junior high school and I take classes in junior high school.

Tai: WarGreymon!

Matt: MetalGarurumon! Why won't he answer me Tai?

Tai: Keep trying Matt. Listen, I don't have a whistle to wake you, but I want you to know you're not alone, ok? And the mail keeps coming, it won't stop, kids from all over the world are writing to you. Feel their hope, feel their strength!

WarGreymon: I feel them!

Tai: Hey Matt, who are all these weird people?

Matt: They're not weird. They're my best friends, considering this is the only computer in town.

[the big Agumon digivolves]

Tai: ...Koromon?

Red Greymon: I'm Greymon now.

Tai: You can be whoever you want, big guy.

Tai: I can't believe she's still mad at me! This whole thing started over a lousy hairclip!

Tai: [trying to contact Joe on the phone]

Tai: A test? He's the only kid I know who volunteers for summer school!

Tai: [after Matt and TK's grandmother hangs up on Tai]

Tai: I... can't... TAKE THIS!

Tai: Why should I listen to you, anyway? You're a virgin who can't drive.

Cher: That was way harsh, Tai.

Tai: Do you think she's pretty?

Cher: No, she's a full-on Monet.

Tai: What's a monet?

Cher: It's like a painting, see? From far away, it's OK, but up close, it's a big old mess. Let's ask a guy. Christian, what do you think of Amber?

Christian: Hagsville.

Cher: See?

Tai: I could really use some sort of herbal refreshment.

Dionne: Oh, well we do lunch in ten minutes. We don't have any tea, but we have Coke and stuff.

Tai: No shit. You guys got Coke here?

Dionne: Well, yeah.

Cher: Yeah, this is America.

Tai: If I'm too good for him, then how come I'm not with him?

Tai: Cher, you're a virgin?

Cher: You say that like it's a bad thing.

Dionne: Besides, the PC term is "Hymenally challenged".

Cher: Sporadically. It means once in a while. Try to use it in a sentence.

Josh: [later] Be seeing you.

Tai: Yeah, I hope not sporadically.

Tai: Man, this party is ragin'.

Cher: Let's do a lap before we commit to a location.

Cher: Are you talking about drugs?

Tai: Yeah.

Cher: Tai, how old are you?

Tai: I'll be 16 in May.

Cher: My birthday is in April and as someone older, can I please give you some advice? It is one thing to spark up a doobie and get laced at parties, but it is quite another to be fried all day.

Tai: Cher, I don't want to do this anymore. And my buns: they don't feel nothin' like steel.

Cher: [an attractive male waiter walks past the girls, who check him out] Survey says?

Tai: Doable.

Dionne: Puny. I like 'em big.

Cher: Ew I hate muscles!

Tai: You know I don't really mind either way. Just as long as his you-know-what isn't crooked. I really hate that.

Tai: Hey, did you see that?

Cher: Ugh. Skateboards. That's like so five years ago.

Tai: Wow, you guys talk like grown-ups!

Cher: Well, this is a really good school.

Tai: Shit, you guys, I have never had straight friends before!

Tai: You think I'm a mentally challenged airhead?

Cher: I never said that, I just think you two wouldn't mesh.