T.R. Quotes in City Slickers (1991)

Mitch Robbins: [Jeff and T.R. have been intimidating Bonnie, Mitch tries to step in] Bonnie, you want to come ropin' with us?

Bonnie Rayburn: Yes, I'd...

Jeff: [Jeff and T.R. step in front of her] No, that's all right, Bonnie's talking with us, friend.

T.R.: She's fine right here.

Mitch Robbins: [as Phil and Ed approach] Listen, guys, what are you doing, huh? This isn't exactly nineties behavior, I've gotta be honest with ya.

Jeff: ...You stepped on my foot.

Ed Furillo: He did not, you horse's ass.

Jeff: You want a piece of this?

Ed Furillo: Any time, Zeke.

Jeff: How about right now, 'Stubby'?

Ed Furillo: Fine!

Curly: [makes his introduction, by roping Jeff from horseback and choking him to the fence. He enters the corral and addresses Bonnie] This man owes you an apology.

Mitch Robbins: I'm sorry, I didn't mean anything by it.

Curly: Not you... him.

[motioning to Jeff]

Jeff: [refusing] Uh-uh. No.

[Curly pulls a huge knife and throws it at Jeff, landing within an inch of his crotch]

Jeff: Ahhhh!

[to Bonnie]

Jeff: I'm sorry, ma'am, that'll never happen again!

Mitch Robbins: Yeah, see that it doesn't!

[Curly glares at him]

Mitch Robbins: I'm sorry, I thought that we were... on the same... you're doin' fine!

Curly: [walks up to Jeff and retrieves his knife] You guys were drinkin'... don't let it happen again.

[Jeff agrees violently. Curly uses his knife to raise his hat to Bonnie]

Curly: Ma'am...

[and departs. The two cowboys make a hasty exit in the opposite direction]

Mitch Robbins: Did you see that guy? That is the toughest man I've ever seen in my life!

[to Bonnie]

Mitch Robbins: Did you see how leathery he was? He was like a saddlebag with eyes!

Bonnie Rayburn: Listen, it took a lot of courage to do what you did. Thank you.

Mitch Robbins: [They begin to smile and eye each other, then Mitch comes to his senses] I'm married.