Sylvia Stickles Quotes in A Dirty Shame (2004)


Sylvia Stickles Quotes:

  • Paige: Admit to God... you are a whore.

    Sylvia Stickles: I'm a whore.

    Paige: Good. Now, make a list of all the people you've fucked and apologize to their parents.

  • [from trailer]

    Sylvia Stickles: I'm Sylvia Stickles and I've got the itch!

    Sexed-Up Black Neighbor: Come on up here and give me some of that strange.

    Sylvia Stickles: I'm coming as fast as I can!

  • Sylvia Stickles: Something is the matter with your vagina!

  • Ronnie the Rimmer: Hello. I'm Ronnie the Rimmer, and I'm a sex addict.

    Sylvia Stickles: I'm Sylvia, and my clitoris is in crisis.

  • Dora: Ever take a rufie?

    Sylvia Stickles: No!

    Dora: Me neither. I'm afraid I'll stay home and date rape myself all night long.

  • Caprice Stickles: I'm a sex addict, I'm an exhibitionist, and I'm your daughter.

    Sylvia Stickles: Oh, Ursula, ever since my concussion, I've learned so much about eros. I'm a sex addict, too. I'm a cunnilingus bottom, and I'm your mother.

  • [Fat Fuck Frank jumps out in front of Sylvia as the Yuppie neighbors work on their formstorm]

    Fat Fuck Frank: Mrs. Stickles, my name Fat Fuck Frank and I'm your daughter's number one fan.

    Sylvia Stickles: She moved to the Erie Canal area.

    [the Neuter Yuppie Woman giggles]

    Neuter Yuppie Man: Hey, Vaughn.

    Vaughn Stickles: [to the Neuter Yuppie Man] Hey!

    [to Fat Fuck Frank]

    Vaughn Stickles: Caprice retired from show business. She's no longer a public figure.

    Fat Fuck Frank: Her name ain't Caprice. It's "Ursula Udders" and she's famous. She got the biggest tits on Harford Road!

    [the Neuter Yuppie Neighbors stifle their laughs]

    Fat Fuck Frank: [shouting] Ursula! Ursula Udders!

    Neuter Yuppie Man: Texture, that's what I call it.

    Fat Fuck Frank: It's me, Fat Fuck Frank, and I miss them great big...!

    [Vaughn puts his hand over Fat Fuck Frank's mouth and silences the rest of his shout while Caprice bangs on her windows]

    Caprice Stickles: Destroy all Neuters!

    Neuter Yuppie Woman: We sure didn't have this in D.C.

    Neuter Yuppie Man: God, I love Baltimore. It's a real city of diversity.

  • Sylvia Stickles: You were convicted of indecent exposure for the third time!

    Caprice Stickles: I was promoting the art of dance!

    Sylvia Stickles: With nude loitering? Nude and disorderly conduct? Nude drunken driving?

    Caprice Stickles: I was not drunk! I was on pills!

  • Sylvia Stickles: Mother, I don't feel well.

    Big Ethel: Well, no wonder, they've got blatant homosexuals shopping right in our store. They eat life, you know... Sperm!

  • Sylvia Stickles: Somebody, somewhere, finish me off!

  • Sylvia Stickles: Hey, would you like to go out for some funch?

    Vaughn Stickles: What's funch?

    Sylvia Stickles: Fucking during lunch!

  • Sylvia Stickles: Feel like yodeling in the canyon?

  • Sylvia Stickles: I'm Sylvia Stickles and I've got the itch!

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