Sylvia Stickles Quotes in A Dirty Shame (2004)

Paige: Admit to God... you are a whore.

Sylvia Stickles: I'm a whore.

Paige: Good. Now, make a list of all the people you've fucked and apologize to their parents.

[from trailer]

Sylvia Stickles: I'm Sylvia Stickles and I've got the itch!

Sexed-Up Black Neighbor: Come on up here and give me some of that strange.

Sylvia Stickles: I'm coming as fast as I can!

Sylvia Stickles: Something is the matter with your vagina!

Ronnie the Rimmer: Hello. I'm Ronnie the Rimmer, and I'm a sex addict.

Sylvia Stickles: I'm Sylvia, and my clitoris is in crisis.

Dora: Ever take a rufie?

Sylvia Stickles: No!

Dora: Me neither. I'm afraid I'll stay home and date rape myself all night long.

Caprice Stickles: I'm a sex addict, I'm an exhibitionist, and I'm your daughter.

Sylvia Stickles: Oh, Ursula, ever since my concussion, I've learned so much about eros. I'm a sex addict, too. I'm a cunnilingus bottom, and I'm your mother.

[Fat Fuck Frank jumps out in front of Sylvia as the Yuppie neighbors work on their formstorm]

Fat Fuck Frank: Mrs. Stickles, my name Fat Fuck Frank and I'm your daughter's number one fan.

Sylvia Stickles: She moved to the Erie Canal area.

[the Neuter Yuppie Woman giggles]

Neuter Yuppie Man: Hey, Vaughn.

Vaughn Stickles: [to the Neuter Yuppie Man] Hey!

[to Fat Fuck Frank]

Vaughn Stickles: Caprice retired from show business. She's no longer a public figure.

Fat Fuck Frank: Her name ain't Caprice. It's "Ursula Udders" and she's famous. She got the biggest tits on Harford Road!

[the Neuter Yuppie Neighbors stifle their laughs]

Fat Fuck Frank: [shouting] Ursula! Ursula Udders!

Neuter Yuppie Man: Texture, that's what I call it.

Fat Fuck Frank: It's me, Fat Fuck Frank, and I miss them great big...!

[Vaughn puts his hand over Fat Fuck Frank's mouth and silences the rest of his shout while Caprice bangs on her windows]

Caprice Stickles: Destroy all Neuters!

Neuter Yuppie Woman: We sure didn't have this in D.C.

Neuter Yuppie Man: God, I love Baltimore. It's a real city of diversity.

Sylvia Stickles: You were convicted of indecent exposure for the third time!

Caprice Stickles: I was promoting the art of dance!

Sylvia Stickles: With nude loitering? Nude and disorderly conduct? Nude drunken driving?

Caprice Stickles: I was not drunk! I was on pills!

Sylvia Stickles: Mother, I don't feel well.

Big Ethel: Well, no wonder, they've got blatant homosexuals shopping right in our store. They eat life, you know... Sperm!

Sylvia Stickles: Somebody, somewhere, finish me off!

Sylvia Stickles: Hey, would you like to go out for some funch?

Vaughn Stickles: What's funch?

Sylvia Stickles: Fucking during lunch!

Sylvia Stickles: Feel like yodeling in the canyon?

Sylvia Stickles: I'm Sylvia Stickles and I've got the itch!