Swede Quotes in A Christmas Story (1983)

Mr. Parker: It's a Major Award!

Swede: A Major Award? Shucks, I wouldn't know that. It looks like a lamp.

Mr. Parker: It is a lamp, you nincompoop, but it's a Major Award. I won it!

Swede: Damn, hell, you say won it?

Mr. Parker: Yeah, mind power, Swede; mind power.

[Cuthbert and Swede scare off a stagecoach bandit who had been searching through a stolen mailbag]

Swede: Yumpin Yiminy Yohnson!

Cuthbert Chauncey Dale: What's the matter, Olaf?

Swede: I got a letter with the funniest name what you ever heard - Cuthbert Chauncy Dale.

Cuthbert Chauncey Dale: What's that?

Swede: Cuthbert Chauncy...

[Buck rips the letter from Olaf's hands and opens it]

Swede: Oh, but land sakes, you can't do that!

Cuthbert Chauncey Dale: No, but that letter happens to belong to me.

Swede: But I thought your name was Tom!

Cuthbert Chauncey Dale: Say, listen Swede. My name is Cuthbert Chauncy Dale. And if you ever mention it to anybody or peep about it again, I'm gonna work you over plenty!

Swede: OK, Boss, I swear I'll never tell anyone a terrible thing like that.