Swede Quotes in A Christmas Story (1983)
Mr. Parker: It's a Major Award!
Swede: A Major Award? Shucks, I wouldn't know that. It looks like a lamp.
Mr. Parker: It is a lamp, you nincompoop, but it's a Major Award. I won it!
Swede: Damn, hell, you say won it?
Mr. Parker: Yeah, mind power, Swede; mind power.-- Swede
[Cuthbert and Swede scare off a stagecoach bandit who had been searching through a stolen mailbag]
Swede: Yumpin Yiminy Yohnson!
Cuthbert Chauncey Dale: What's the matter, Olaf?
Swede: I got a letter with the funniest name what you ever heard - Cuthbert Chauncy Dale.
Cuthbert Chauncey Dale: What's that?
Swede: Cuthbert Chauncy...
[Buck rips the letter from Olaf's hands and opens it]
Swede: Oh, but land sakes, you can't do that!
Cuthbert Chauncey Dale: No, but that letter happens to belong to me.
Swede: But I thought your name was Tom!
Cuthbert Chauncey Dale: Say, listen Swede. My name is Cuthbert Chauncy Dale. And if you ever mention it to anybody or peep about it again, I'm gonna work you over plenty!
Swede: OK, Boss, I swear I'll never tell anyone a terrible thing like that.-- Swede
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