Sway Quotes in Gone in Sixty Seconds (2000)

Sway: What do you think is more exciting... having sex or stealing cars?

Memphis: Having sex or boosting cars... Um, oo! Well, uh... How about having sex WHILE boosting cars?

Sway: Oh, that's a good line. Doesn't work on a lot of girls, though.

Memphis: I just blurted it out, I'm sorry... But, you haven't answered the question.

Sway: Well, you see, the problem is... how do you get over the shifter?

Memphis: Oh, oh right... because the uh...

Sway: 'Cos it gets in the way.

Memphis: Because you wouldn't want to disrupt the syncro-mesh... the throttle linkage... the clutch master cylinder... the overhead camshaft.

Sway: I can't do this.

Memphis: Straight inline 6, triple Weber carburetors, bolted to each other's body structures...

Sway: Well, it's time to work...

Memphis: Good brakes... good brakes, too!

Sway: I've got two jobs. I've discovered that you have to work twice as hard when it's honest.

Memphis: [Gesturing to Sway] Still looking amazing.

Sway: While *you*... still look like a bible salesman.

Memphis: [Reaching out and touching her forehead] You're healed.

[the crew enters the Ferrari garage]

Sway: Hello, ladies. I always was a sucker for a redhead.