SWAT Commander Quotes in National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989)

Mr. Frank Shirley: Remember how I was toying with the idea of suspending the Christmas bonuses?

Mrs. Helen Shirley: You *didn't*! Well, of all the cheap lousy ways to save a buck!

SWAT Commander: That's pretty low, mister! If I had a rubber hose, I would beat you...

Mr. Frank Shirley: I changed my mind. I'm reinstating all the bonuses.

Clark: I think you've made a terrible mistake.

SWAT Commander: I told you to freeze, mister.

Clark: May we blink?