Sven Gunnunderson Quotes in Make the Yuletide Gay (2009)

Sven Gunnunderson: [So stoned he mistakes a soduku for a crossword] I need a nine-letter word that ends in 4

Olaf 'Gunn' Gunnunderson: [about Abby] We dated four years ago, in High School! We're totally different people now. She's a beautician, and I'm...

Sven Gunnunderson: You're what?

Olaf 'Gunn' Gunnunderson: *Not* a beautician.

Anya Gunnunderson: [Runs fingers through Gunn's hair] You're telling me! Have Abbey give you a cut and a blow sometime, you'll be happier for it.

Olaf 'Gunn' Gunnunderson: I don't need Abbey to blow me to be happy.

Olaf 'Gunn' Gunnunderson: You know what I always wondered... are there any actual eggs in Egg Nog?

Nathan Stanford: hmm

Sven Gunnunderson: [rolling eyes] No one knows for sure.

Olaf 'Gunn' Gunnunderson: hmmm

Nathan Stanford: Yeah, what is Nog anyway?

Olaf 'Gunn' Gunnunderson: Yeah, what IS Nog?

Nathan Stanford: [giggles]

Sven Gunnunderson: [Puts down cup very slowly, rolls eyes and skulks away]

Nathan Stanford: [chortles]

Olaf 'Gunn' Gunnunderson: [shakes head, looking down into cup] I don't know.

Nathan Stanford: Delicious though.

Olaf 'Gunn' Gunnunderson: [shakes head again, looking down into cup] No, it's not.