Suzie Quotes in Harley Davidson and the Marlboro Man (1991)

Suzie: [Harley has saved her mini-mart from being robbed] Hey mister... What's your name?

Harley Davidson: Harley. Harley Davidson.

[a dead body is in the basement where Suzie is chained]

Suzie: When are you gonna get her out of here?

Channing: Come on, Little Noodles, you just found a new home!

Suzie: Oh that's real nice! Poor fucking Alice dies giving birth, you can't even bother to move the body, and now the bitch has sold the kid! Poor baby! And YOU, you little suckling, can't even get me my tranquilizers! You shithead, where are my pills? That bitch can afford it! She's got at least another couple grand coming from THIS one, can't she at least give me my fucking pills?

Channing: I said don't talk to me when I come down here.

Suzie: I don't give a fuck what you said, you fucking pig, get this body OUT of here it's making me SICK! When will they get another one, what poor girl will they get next? I KNOW they'll get another one, just like when I came here I replaced somebody, didn't I? You fucking little dingleberry! That's what you're like, you fucking ball of shit!

Channing: SHUT UP, I said SHUT UP don't talk to me when I come down here!

Suzie: Who'd you want to have an affair with, anyway?

Joel: Just some criminal drifter.

Suzie: I thought that was a surprisingly tasteful funeral.

Joel: Yes, it was. You know, when I was looking down on him, I thought, this might be the longest I've ever seen him with his mouth shut.

Suzie: Yeah...

Suzie: What if I divorce you?

Artie: Artie, that's the only decision I'll leave up to you.

[On the way to the locker room, the girls run into creepy janitor Novi]

Suzie: There's MALARIA in the AREA!

Debbie: I think it's an anti-social disease!

Suzie: Before Medea sailed away on the Helios she killed king Creon and the princess, with what? A: A rock. B: Spear-gun or C: a bit of Poison.

Sam: P-oison...

Suzie: Good guess.

[Lets lose the sail rigging hitting Sam in the head and flinging him overboard]

Suzie: I can't believe you called Sam. What's the matter with you?

Suzie: I'm scared, that's what I'm scared, there's no one to trust.

Kelly Van Ryan: You can trust me.

Suzie: You - you are gonna fuck me over, aren't you?

Kelly Van Ryan: Oh, for chrissake.

Suzie: You are!

Kelly Van Ryan: Are you retarded, or just brain-dead from whiffing fumes out there in the swamp?

Suzie: That's that I am to you, isn't it? Swamp trash, just like my mom.

[Kelly tries to touch Suzie's shoulder, but Suzie bats her away]

Suzie: Don't!

[Suzie slaps Kelly across the face]

Suzie: [Kelly slaps Suzie back]

Kelly Van Ryan: [Kelly shoves Suzie's head in the pool] You stupid cunt!

Suzie: No little bitch could ever make me cum.

Suzie: Kelly's pissed at Mr. Lombardo too. She's in love with him. I mean he's been her whole fantasy since her old man died, and then she found out that Mr. Lombardo was doing her mom, and that was it.

[Crowd gasps]

Sandra Van Ryan: What? Kelly!

Kelly Van Ryan: You skanky bitch!

[Kelly throws a glass at Suzie but Suzie dodges it]

Kelly Van Ryan: Get your fucking hands off of me? Don't you know who I am?

Detective Ray Duquette: Did Sam Lombardo rape you?

Suzie: Yeah, Okay? He did. He pushed me to the floor and he did it to me.

Suzie: Sure took you guys long enough to get here. What if someone was trying to strangle me, or... fuck me up the ass or something?

Suzie: [TV Version] You - you are gonna blow me over, aren't you?

Suzie: [shoving her] What the hell are you doing here?

Molly Hartley: You're ex-boyfriend invited me.

Suzie: [scoffing] My ex-boyfriend? I'm supposed to be shocked? Am I supposed to runaway crying? Am I supposed to be scared? Everyone knows you're a mental case, Molly... just like your mother.

Molly Hartley: [walking away] Go to hell!

Suzie: [going after her] Stay away from my boyfriend!

Molly Hartley: [turning, grabbing her by the wrist, twisting her arm] I don't like being threatened!

Suzie: So, what were you and Joseph talking about?

Molly Hartley: Nothing. We're just friends.

Suzie: Of course. It must be really difficult to... be in your situation.

Molly Hartley: What's that supposed to mean?

Molly Hartley: Suzie?... I'm really sorry.

Suzie: I know what you are.

Molly Hartley: What? What am I? What am I?

Candy: Out of my face, bitch!

Suzie: [points a finger to Candy] Slut.

Keith: Baby, I don't think you're a slut, I think you're really nice. Baby, wait!

Candy: Fuck you.

Suzie: Fuck me? Fuck YOU!

[last lines]

Suzie: Ooo!

Virgil Stamp: What.

Suzie: Brain freeze.

Virgil Stamp: Don't worry, it'll pass.