Suzette Quotes in The Banger Sisters (2002)

Lavinia: You don't think they were maybe just skinny dipping?

Suzette: No they were going at it.

Lavinia: You don't think maybe they were just rubbing up against each other?

Suzette: No they were fucking.

Suzette: Do the dishes you wash you dry!

Ginger: Rosa does them.

Suzette: Rosa who?

Ginger: I dunno...

Suzette: You have people wiping your ass and you don't even know their name!

Suzette: See that bathroom? Jim Morrison passed out in there one night, with me underneath him.

Club Owner: Jim Morrison is a ghost and so are you.

Suzette: Vinnie, stop it. Okay? 'Cause you're going right up your own asshole, and i don't feel like following!

Suzette: I saw this guy, he was on a stretcher. His face was all purple and I thought he was dead. Even he looked at my tits.

Lavinia: Maybe you revived him.

Suzette: I'm gonna fuck you, Harry

Harry: If everything isn't in order... I get... constipated

Suzette: [Looks over her drink] Like I needed to know *that*.

Suzette: You're spoiled brats. Okay, what's this?

Ginger: A banana hammock.

Suzette: A banana hammock. Not everybody has one of those.

Suzette: Yup there's hope for Harry... hope for Harry.

Lavinia: I said we went to college together.

Suzette: I went to college? I'm a really bad liar Vinny!

Jake: Ah don't let him see you drinking!

Suzette: I've been drinking rum and coke since before he was born, he can go fuck himself.

Suzette: Ever heard of Frank Zappa?

Harry: Sure. The Mothers of Invention.

Suzette: Wow. Very good Harry. Well, he named us. The Banger Sisters.

Harry: But you weren't really sisters.

Suzette: No

Harry: Good 'cause I wouldn't have been comfortable if you were sisters.

Suzette: You're not comfortable now, Harry.

Harry: [turns off Suzettes loud stereo] I'm 50.

Suzette: This had better be good cause you just fucked with my music.

Harry: I'm 50, and I'm going to give myself a birthday present. I'll tell you what it is but you have to promise not to judge.

Suzette: You gotta tell somebody, Harry.

Harry: I made myself a deadline. If I wasn't successful by the time I turned 50 then I'm coming back to Phoenix.

[takes a rifle out of his case]

Harry: I've never fired a gun in my life. It's got only one bullet. One bullet intended for one specific person.

Suzette: And who would that one person be, Harry?

Harry: My father. I'm going to Phoenix to kill my father.

[Harry is describing his negative childhood/father]

Harry: When I was four...

Suzette: Fuck four!

Lavinia: [to Suzette] My God, is that really you?

Suzette: Yep! Well, no. The tits aren't me. They're fake but in here somewhere it's me!

Suzette: You know that guy Harry, the guy you met? He doesn't drive. He might now, though, cuz we had sex last night. First time in ten years for that guy. I kinda liked it though, I felt like I was accomplishing something. Boy when he came it was like somebody in an electric chair.

Suzette: [on seeing Hannah at prom looking sick] Oh god, whats she on?

Jules: Nothing, we just had champange.

Suzette: Don't bullshit me.

Prom Girl: Shes on acid.

Suzette: How long ago did she drop it?

Prom Girl: Two hours maybe?

Suzette: Two hours she's gonna be really messed up, you guys should go.

Jules: Leave her here with you? We don't even know you.

Suzette: I'm a friend of her mother's.

Jules: Yeah, right Hannah's mother.

Suzette: Lavinia Kingsley, Handsome. Now go. Go on, get out here!

Harry: Her mother is Vinny?

Suzette: Yeah. Just breathe honey

[Hannah starts throwing up]

Suzette: Ooo wow... Just let it go. Let it go. Ooo there's another one, Harry you may never shit again!

Colin: Money isn't everything.

Suzette: I know but it'll do 'till everything comes along.

Suzette: Colin, what are you doing here?

Colin: I'm sellin' out! What are you doing here?

Suzette: I've ruined what we used to be.

Suzette: I didn't love your father when we were first married. I was in love with another man. But I came to love your father. And he gave me two beautiful daughters.

Suzette: If you love her, you'll let her go.