Suze Quotes in Confessions of a Shopaholic (2009)


Suze Quotes:

  • Suze: Bex, I just found the perfect book for you.

    Garret E. Barton: Control Your Urge to Shop, with Garrett E. Barton. That's me. Do you find yourself constantly drawn toward stores?

    Suze: Yes.

    Rebecca Bloomwood: Nope.

    Garret E. Barton: Does your heart quicken when you see new merchandise in neatly stacked piles?

    Suze: Yes!

    Rebecca Bloomwood: no.

    Suze: this guy's good!

    Garret E. Barton: Did you answer "no" to these questions and are consequently in denial?

    Suze: yes.

    Rebecca Bloomwood: NO.

    Garret E. Barton: Did you just say "no" again?

    Rebecca Bloomwood: no...

    Rebecca Bloomwood: yes...

  • Rebecca Bloomwood: Don't talk about Fluke.

    Suze: Why? What happened?

    Rebecca Bloomwood: Alicia Bitch Longlegs is what happened.

    Suze: I hate her. Who is she?

  • Suze: [Rebecca pushes away bills] I'll do this. It can't be that bad. It's just like a band-aid. It's gonna be fine.

    [both gasp loudly]

    Suze: Bex! Two hundred dollars on Marc Jacobs underwear?

    Rebecca Bloomwood: [pours the tequila] Oh, underwear is a basic, human, right.

    Suze: Seventy eight dollars on lavender honey?

    Rebecca Bloomwood: I felt sorry for the shop assistant. She had a lazy eye. I didn't know which way she was looking! I didn't know if she was looking at me, it was so sad.

    Suze: I can't even talk about this one.

  • Suze: Fluent in Finnish?

    Rebecca Bloomwood: Everyone has fudged their resume a little.

  • Suze: Don't you think it's ironic that Rebecca Bloomwood is advising people on how to handle money.

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