Suze Quotes in Confessions of a Shopaholic (2009)

Suze: Bex, I just found the perfect book for you.

Garret E. Barton: Control Your Urge to Shop, with Garrett E. Barton. That's me. Do you find yourself constantly drawn toward stores?

Suze: Yes.

Rebecca Bloomwood: Nope.

Garret E. Barton: Does your heart quicken when you see new merchandise in neatly stacked piles?

Suze: Yes!

Rebecca Bloomwood: no.

Suze: this guy's good!

Garret E. Barton: Did you answer "no" to these questions and are consequently in denial?

Suze: yes.

Rebecca Bloomwood: NO.

Garret E. Barton: Did you just say "no" again?

Rebecca Bloomwood: no...

Rebecca Bloomwood: yes...

Rebecca Bloomwood: Don't talk about Fluke.

Suze: Why? What happened?

Rebecca Bloomwood: Alicia Bitch Longlegs is what happened.

Suze: I hate her. Who is she?

Suze: [Rebecca pushes away bills] I'll do this. It can't be that bad. It's just like a band-aid. It's gonna be fine.

[both gasp loudly]

Suze: Bex! Two hundred dollars on Marc Jacobs underwear?

Rebecca Bloomwood: [pours the tequila] Oh, underwear is a basic, human, right.

Suze: Seventy eight dollars on lavender honey?

Rebecca Bloomwood: I felt sorry for the shop assistant. She had a lazy eye. I didn't know which way she was looking! I didn't know if she was looking at me, it was so sad.

Suze: I can't even talk about this one.

Suze: Fluent in Finnish?

Rebecca Bloomwood: Everyone has fudged their resume a little.

Suze: Don't you think it's ironic that Rebecca Bloomwood is advising people on how to handle money.