Susan Walker Quotes in Swallows and Amazons (2016)

Roger Walker: Where is father's ship?

Mrs. Walker: Hong Kong.

Roger Walker: Where's Hong Kong?

Susan Walker: The South China Sea.

Roger Walker: Where's the South China Sea?

Susan Walker: South of China.

[Doris is trying to convince Susan there is no Santa Claus]

Susan Walker: But when he spoke Dutch to that girl...

Doris Walker: Susan, I speak French, but that doesn't make me Joan of Arc.

Kris Kringle: You know what the imagination is?

Susan Walker: Oh, sure. That's when you see things, but they're not really there.

Kris Kringle: Well, that can be caused by other things, too.

Susan Walker: If you're really Santa Claus, you can get it for me. And if you can't, you're only a nice man with a white beard like mother says.

Susan Walker: You mean it's like, 'If at first you don't succeed, try, try again.'

Doris Walker: Yes.

Susan Walker: I thought so.

Susan Walker: There's no such thing as giants.

Fred Gailey: What about the one Jack killed?

Susan Walker: Jack? Jack who?

Fred Gailey: Jack from "Jack and the Beanstalk".

Susan Walker: I never heard of that.

Fred Gailey: Sure you have. You must have forgotten. It's a fairy tale.

Susan Walker: Oh... one of those. I don't know any of those. My mother thinks they're silly.

[last lines]

Dorey Walker: Susan.

Susan Walker: What?

Dorey Walker: What else did you ask Mr. Kringle for?

Susan Walker: A baby brother. See ya.

Dorey Walker: I don't care what you asked Mr. Kringle for. Susan, that is not why we're going to the house.

Susan Walker: We're going to the cataloged house, right? That's the house I told him I wanted. I showed him a picture of it and he took it and he said he would get for me.

Bryan Bedford: Well, a house is a pretty big gift, Susan.

Susan Walker: That's what Mr. Kringle said.

Dorey Walker: Honey, we are going to the house because it snowed. And it's very pretty. And because Mr. Shellhamer wants to take photographs for next years Christmas catalog. Which, I think, is awfully bold of him. It is a holiday.

Susan Walker: That's just an excuse. Mr. Kringle did all this. I'm very sorry Mother, you have it perfectly wrong.

Susan Walker: This is the house I asked Kris for, and he got me a dad, and the third thing I'll just have to wait for.

Susan Walker: Would it please the court if I gave you your Christmas card? I don't think I'll see you again. Unless I get arrested which is highly unlikely because it's Christmas Eve and I'm going to bed uncharacteristically early.

Susan Walker: I can't sleep.

Dorey Walker: What's on your mind?

Susan Walker: Santa Claus.

Dorey Walker: Mr. Kringle? What about him?

Susan Walker: He talked sign language with a kid today.

Dorey Walker: That was considerate of him.

Susan Walker: He looks like every picture of Santa Claus I've ever seen.

Dorey Walker: I know. That's why I hired him.

The Killer: Ma'am, I need to borrow your cell phone! Someone's been seriously hurt!

Susan Walker: What? Who got hurt?

The Killer: You!

[he hits her with a club]

Susan Walker: Walker you get that son of a bitch and bring me back my girls!

Shy Walker: I'm gonna get you, you son of a bitch!