Susan Storm Quotes in Fantastic Four (2005)

Susan Storm: It's got to be the cloud! It's fundamentally altered our DNA!

Reed Richards: Now, let's not jump to conclusions. We need much more scientific evidence before we can say that.

Johnny Storm: Hey, guys!

[his thumb is on fire. He snaps his fingers, and it goes out. He snaps it on again, then off again]

Johnny Storm: Now picture that... But everywhere! I mean... Everywhere! *What*?

Reed Richards: ...The cloud has fundamentally altered our DNA.

Susan Storm: You were at 4,000 degrees Kelvin! You were approaching Super-Nova!

Johnny Storm: Sweet!

Susan Storm: No, not "sweet"! That's the heat of the sun!

Reed Richards: You could kill yourself, other people, and burn up the atmosphere, ending all human life as we know it.

Johnny Storm: Got it. Super-Nova bad.

Johnny Storm: All right, I'm here, let's make this quick, I've got a lot of places to go today. Oh wait - I don't go anywhere!

Reed Richards: Johnny, it's imperative that we stay inside for the foreseeable future.

Johnny Storm: I know, I know, but when you said that last time my brain hurt a week.

Susan Storm: Johnny, it's too dangerous for you to be in public.

Johnny Storm: You've been saying that for years.

Victor Von Doom: Do you really think fate turned us into gods so we could refuse these gifts?

Susan Storm: Victor, you *always* thought you were a god. Now back off.

Victor Von Doom: Susan, let's not fight.

Susan Storm: No, let's!

[Susan's invisibility has worn off and she's now standing in front of a crowd in her underwear]

Reed Richards: I see you've been working out.

Susan Storm: Shut up!

Susan Storm: You don't want to walk around on fire for the rest of your life, do you?

Johnny Storm: Is that a trick question?

Susan Storm: [to Johnny as a heat-seeker rocket is heading towards them] Don't even think about it!

Johnny Storm: Never do.

[he jumps off the Baxter Building]

Susan Storm: [about the machine that could change them back to normal] What are the risks?

Reed Richards: Even a small miscalculation could increase our symptoms exponentially - or perhaps even kill us.

Johnny Storm: Now, dying - that's bad, right?

[Johnny hurls a fireball that smacks Ben in the back of his head]

Ben Grimm: Did you just...?

[gets another fireball in the face]

Susan Storm: Johnny, stop it!

Ben Grimm: That's it, Tinker Bell! You wanna fly? Then fly!

Susan Storm: [Johnny is snapping his fingers and a flame is going on and off] I said cut it out Johnny. Johnny.Stop!

Johnny Storm: All right.

Susan Storm: All right?

Johnny Storm: Yes!

Susan Storm: *God*

Johnny Storm: [mockingly] God.

Susan Storm: What is wrong with you?

Johnny Storm: What?

Susan Storm: Uhhh!

Reed Richards: What worries me is that our powers are evolving.

Johnny Storm: I know - I know! I'm so close to flying, guys, I can taste it.

Susan Storm: You can't fly.

Johnny Storm: Yet.

[watching Johnny on TV at the Moto-X Games]

Susan Storm: He didn't.

Ben Grimm: Oh, yes, he did! Flame boy never listens!

Susan Storm: What did he do to his uniform?

X Games Reporter: Johnny, I've got to ask you about this outfit.

Johnny Storm: Yeah, it's sorta Armani meets astronaut.

X Games Reporter: So, what are your superhero names?

Johnny Storm: They call me the Human Torch. Ladies call me Torch.

X Games Reporter: What about the rest of the team?

[Sue's picture is shown on the huge screen]

Johnny Storm: That's the Invisible Girl.

Susan Storm: "Girl"?

X Games Reporter: What about your leader, Reed Richards? I hear you call him Mr. Fantastic.

Ben Grimm: Could've been worse.

Reed Richards: I guess.

Susan Storm: Johnny!

Johnny Storm: What?

Susan Storm: You gave us names? You don't think! So now you're the face of the Fantastic Four?

Ben Grimm: A face that's about to be broken!

Susan Storm: We're all in this together, Ben.

Ben Grimm: Together? Susie, look at me. You got no idea what I'd - what I'd give to be invisible.

Reed Richards: What I see in your relationship is what I considered the best part of ours.

Susan Storm: That is?

Reed Richards: Passion... for science.

Susan Storm: Johnny, have you seen Ben?

Johnny Storm: Yeah, Sunshine just left. Look Sue, I'm sorry, I... I can't stay in this freak show, I gotta get back to the real world.

Susan Storm: You're calling that the real world?

Johnny Storm: Sue stop, you're not mum, don't talk to me like I'm a little boy, okay?

Susan Storm: Maybe I would if you stopped acting like one! Do you even hear yourself? Who do you think you are?

Johnny Storm: Why is everyone on my ass? If you guys are jealous, that's fine; I didn't expect it to come from you though.

Susan Storm: You really think those people out there care about you? You're just a fad to them, Johnny!

Johnny Storm: Let's try something new. You live your life, I'll live mine. Sound good?

[before Johnny walks out of the Baxter Building, he turns back to Sue]

Johnny Storm: Oh, and just for the record - they love me!

[Reed opens the bathroom door as Sue get's out]

Susan Storm: [Sue goes invisible] You could knock!

Reed Richards: Sorry.

[Reed slams the door shut]

Susan Storm: [stripping off her clothes while trying to escape the mob] I can't believe I'm doing this again!

Susan Storm: Remember our first date here? God, I was nervous!

Reed Richards: You know, I'd bribed the projectionist ten bucks to keep the place open late.

Susan Storm: Really?

Reed Richards: Mm.

Susan Storm: I gave him twenty!

Reed Richards: [Susan unexpectedly generates a force field which knocks Reed off his chair]

Susan Storm: I'm so sorry! Are you OK?

Reed Richards: Yeah.

Susan Storm: You're sure?

Reed Richards: Yeah.

Susan Storm: I - uh - you probably thought that was some form of latent hostility.

Reed Richards: What in the world would give me that idea?

Susan Storm: It's too dangerous for you to go out into public.

Johnny Storm: You've been saying that for years.

Susan Storm: [invisible] Look at me!

Reed Richards: I can't.

[Reed tries to kiss an invisible Sue]

Susan Storm: That's my nose, genius. These are my lips.

[she kisses him]

Susan Storm: [to Reed] You're such a dork.

[Standing in underware, yelling at Reed]

Susan Storm: Any more bright ideas? Why don't you strip down and have a hundred people stare at you!

General Hager: [to Reed] Let me make this clear for you and your pack of freaks. I'm the quarterback, you're on my team. But I guess you didn't play football in high school, did you, Richards?

[Hager starts to walk away]

Reed Richards: You're right. I didn't. I stayed in and studied like a good little nerd. And fifteen years later, I'm one of the greatest minds of the 21st century. I'm engaged to the hottest girl on the planet. And the big jock who played football in high school, he standing right in front of me asking me for my help, and I say he's not going to get a damn thing, unless he does exactly what I say and starts treating me and my friends with some respect.

General Hager: [understandingly] Give him what he wants.

[Hagar walks away]

Susan Storm: [to Reed] I'm so hot for you right now.

Johnny Storm: [hugging Reed and switching powers] Me, too!

Reed Richards: Your encounter with the Surfer has affected your molecules. They're... in a constant state of flux.

Johnny Storm: Is that bad?

Reed Richards: Well, it caused you to temporarily switch powers with Sue. Ideally, I'd like to run some more tests.

Ben Grimm: [walks toward Johnny] Would you like a volunteer?

Reed Richards, Susan Storm: No, no, no!

Johnny Storm: No, no! Hey! This is serious.

Ben Grimm: I just wanted to give him a hug.

Susan Storm: We don't know the extent of his condition yet.

Reed Richards: It could be progressive. It could be degenerative.

Ben Grimm: It could be fun!

[Ben touches Johnny and their powers switch]

Reed Richards: No, Ben!

Susan Storm: Ben!

Ben Grimm: Whoa! Hey! Hey, it's me. I'm back!

Johnny Storm: [looks at his reflection from the bottom of a silver pitcher and sees he's become The Thing] Oh, my God! Come on! We just said this is serious!

Ben Grimm: Oh, yeah, serious.

Johnny Storm: [looks back at his reflection] Oh, you got to be kidding me!

Susan Storm: Did you know I can create a force field inside someone's body and expand it until they explode?

Johnny Storm: You know, don't look completely ridiculous in that dress.

Susan Storm: Is that obnoxious brother talk for "You look kind of nice"?

Johnny Storm: You look beautiful.

Susan Storm: Thank you.

[Johnny slowly approaches Sue, looking her up and down. Finally he smiles]

Johnny Storm: Dad would be proud.

Reed Richards: [to Sue after she switches powers with Johnny] You're on fire!

Susan Storm: [shrieking] You think?

Susan Storm: [after burning her clothes with Johnny's power and is now completely naked] Why does this always happen to me?

The Silver Surfer: [restrained in the lab] I know you are there.

Susan Storm: [appears] What's your name?

[the Surfer doesn't answer]

Susan Storm: Come on. You must have a name. I'm Susan.

[the Surfer still does not answer]

Susan Storm: You said you weren't the one trying to destroy our world. Then who is?

The Silver Surfer: The One I serve.

Susan Storm: Who do you serve?

[No response]

Susan Storm: Look, I'm trying to help you. But in order to do that, you have to tell me the truth. Please.

[the image of a ruined world appears on his stomach]

The Silver Surfer: It is known by many names. My people called it... Galactus, the devourer of worlds. It must feed on energy to survive, both thermal and organic.

Susan Storm: How could you willingly serve this thing?

The Silver Surfer: Because I must.

Susan Storm: Doesn't it bother you? All the worlds and innocent people you've helped destroy?

The Silver Surfer: My service spares my world, and the one I love.

Susan Storm: Why did you try to protect me?

The Silver Surfer: Because you remind me of her.

Susan Storm: This isn't how I imagined it.

Alicia Masters: Nothing ever is.

Susan Storm: Alicia, this just doesn't feel right.

Alicia Masters: It's okay. Even super heroes can have wedding-day jitters.

Susan Storm: It's more than that. Is my life always going to be a circus? Can we raise a child in... all this? Face it, we're not exactly normal?

Alicia Masters: Ben and I aren't exactly a normal couple. But that doesn't stop us from being happy. Do you love Reed?

Susan Storm: More than I've ever loved anyone.

Alicia Masters: Then there's your answer.

Ben Grimm: [gets smashed into the wall by a large concrete slab] OK. That one hurt.

Susan Storm: Where's Reed?

Reed Richards: [muffled voice] Back here!

Ben Grimm: [Ben steps out from the wall to reveal a flattened Reed] My bad.

[from trailer]

Susan Storm: I understand. I'm not angry.

Reed Richards: Good.

[turns around starts to walk away. Steps into an invisible force field]

Susan Storm: I'm not finished yet!

Reed Richards: [turns around, speech is muffled by the force field] Please continue.

Susan Storm: Guys, we have a problem! He's here!

Reed Richards: Sue, get out of there!

Susan Storm: Why are you trying to destroy us?

The Silver Surfer: I have no choice.

Susan Storm: There's always a choice.

The Silver Surfer: Not always!

Susan Storm: Reed, I know you. I'm glad you had fun.

Reed Richards: Thank you.

Susan Storm: Besides, it was nothing compared to what I did at my bachelorette party. Talk about wild.

Reed Richards: General Hager.

General Hager: Let's talk somewhere private.

Susan Storm: Unless you need to do Jell-O shots off someone's stomach.

Susan Storm: Why are you trying to destroy us?

The Silver Surfer: I am not the destroyer.

Susan Storm: Let's go home.

Mr. Fantastic: Let's hope we have a home to go home to.