Susan Heffley Quotes in Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Long Haul (2017)

Susan Heffley: Greg Heflley! You're grounded for life!

Manny Heffley: I'm texting.

Susan Heffley: Oh, no. No devices on this trip.

Greg: What do you mean?

Susan Heffley: This is an unplugged road trip. No phones. No iPads. No internet. Everyone, hand over the devices.

Greg: You tricked us!

Rodrick Heffley: This is totally not cool!

Greg: You want me to read. I'm reading texts! What's the difference?

Greg: Without devices, there's absolutely nothing to do.

Susan Heffley: Look at the scenery. Read a book.

Greg: Read a book? It's summer vacation!

Susan Heffley: What is this?

[holds up dirty magazine]

Rodrick Heffley: That's not mine!

Susan Heffley: It was in your backpack.

Rodrick Heffley: No! It was in my room.

Susan Heffley: Does owning this magazine make you a better person?

Rodrick Heffley: No.

Susan Heffley: Did owning it make you more popular at school?

Rodrick Heffley: Yes!

[pauses]

Rodrick Heffley: No.

Susan Heffley: How do you feel about owning this type of magazine?

Rodrick Heffley: Ashamed!

Susan Heffley: Do you have anything you want to say to women for having owned this offensive magazine?

Rodrick Heffley: I'm sorry, women.