Susan Heffley Quotes in Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Long Haul (2017)

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Susan Heffley Quotes:

  • Susan Heffley: Greg Heflley! You're grounded for life!

  • Manny Heffley: I'm texting.

    Susan Heffley: Oh, no. No devices on this trip.

    Greg: What do you mean?

    Susan Heffley: This is an unplugged road trip. No phones. No iPads. No internet. Everyone, hand over the devices.

    Greg: You tricked us!

    Rodrick Heffley: This is totally not cool!

    Greg: You want me to read. I'm reading texts! What's the difference?

  • Greg: Without devices, there's absolutely nothing to do.

    Susan Heffley: Look at the scenery. Read a book.

    Greg: Read a book? It's summer vacation!

  • Susan Heffley: What is this?

    [holds up dirty magazine]

    Rodrick Heffley: That's not mine!

    Susan Heffley: It was in your backpack.

    Rodrick Heffley: No! It was in my room.

    Susan Heffley: Does owning this magazine make you a better person?

    Rodrick Heffley: No.

    Susan Heffley: Did owning it make you more popular at school?

    Rodrick Heffley: Yes!

    [pauses]

    Rodrick Heffley: No.

    Susan Heffley: How do you feel about owning this type of magazine?

    Rodrick Heffley: Ashamed!

    Susan Heffley: Do you have anything you want to say to women for having owned this offensive magazine?

    Rodrick Heffley: I'm sorry, women.

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