Susan Evers Quotes in The Parent Trap (1961)

Susan's roommate at camp Inch: The nerve of her! Coming here with your face!

Susan's other roommate: What are you gonna do about it?

Susan Evers: Do? What in heaven's sake can I do, silly?

Susan's other roommate: I'd bite off her nose. Then she wouldn't look like you.

Susan Evers: Do you want to know Father? And I'm just dying to know Mother. It might be so scary that we just might be able to pull it off.

Sharon McKendrick: Pull what off?

Susan Evers: Switch places!

Sharon McKendrick: Switch?

Susan Evers: We can do it. We're twins, aren't we? Oh, I'm just dying to know Mother! Look, now I'M getting goosebumps!

Sharon McKendrick: Me, too. You know something? There's more to it than just switching places. I believe fate brought us together.

Susan Evers: How so?

Sharon McKendrick: If we switched, sooner or later, they'd have to unswitch us.

Susan Evers: Mother would have to bring me to California to unmix us.

Sharon McKendrick: And they'd have to meet again.

Susan Evers: Face-to-face. Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

Sharon McKendrick: Exactly.

Susan Evers: Let's get to work!

Charles McKendrick: [Susan starts sniffing the coat he is wearing] My dear, what are you doing?

Susan Evers: Making a memory.

Charles McKendrick: Making a memory?

Susan Evers: All my life, when I'm quite grown-up I will always remember my grandfather and how he smelled of

[smells his jacket again]

Susan Evers: tobacco and peppermint.

Charles McKendrick: Smelled of tobacco and peppermint.

[starts chuckling]

Charles McKendrick: Well, I'll tell you what. I take the peppermint for my indigestion and as for the tobacco

[looks around]

Charles McKendrick: to make your grandmother mad.

Sharon McKendrick: [looks at Susan putting up a picture on the wall] Who's that?

Susan Evers: [turns to her surprised] Are you kidding? Ricky Nelson?

Sharon McKendrick: Oh, your boyfriend.

Susan Evers: [a choked laugh is forced out] I wish he was! You mean you've never heard of him? Where do ya come from? Outer space?

Susan Evers: [pretending to be Sharon while saying goodbye to Miss Inch] I shan't tell my aunt about the ants nor the debutantes. Shall I?

Miss Inch: Congratulations. In the history of this camp, that was the most infamous, the most disgusting, the most revolting display of hooliganism we have ever had.

Miss Grunecker: Rolling around like hooligans in front of our guests.

Miss Inch: And worst of all, two sisters who should be setting a good example.

Susan Evers: We're not sisters!

Sharon McKendrick: I've never seen HER before in my life.

Miss Inch: They are! Aren't they?

Miss Grunecker: No ma'am. Just look-alikes.

Miss Inch: An amazing resemblance.