Susan Evers Quotes in The Parent Trap (1961)


Susan Evers Quotes:

  • Susan's roommate at camp Inch: The nerve of her! Coming here with your face!

    Susan's other roommate: What are you gonna do about it?

    Susan Evers: Do? What in heaven's sake can I do, silly?

    Susan's other roommate: I'd bite off her nose. Then she wouldn't look like you.

  • Susan Evers: Do you want to know Father? And I'm just dying to know Mother. It might be so scary that we just might be able to pull it off.

    Sharon McKendrick: Pull what off?

    Susan Evers: Switch places!

    Sharon McKendrick: Switch?

    Susan Evers: We can do it. We're twins, aren't we? Oh, I'm just dying to know Mother! Look, now I'M getting goosebumps!

    Sharon McKendrick: Me, too. You know something? There's more to it than just switching places. I believe fate brought us together.

    Susan Evers: How so?

    Sharon McKendrick: If we switched, sooner or later, they'd have to unswitch us.

    Susan Evers: Mother would have to bring me to California to unmix us.

    Sharon McKendrick: And they'd have to meet again.

    Susan Evers: Face-to-face. Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

    Sharon McKendrick: Exactly.

    Susan Evers: Let's get to work!

  • Charles McKendrick: [Susan starts sniffing the coat he is wearing] My dear, what are you doing?

    Susan Evers: Making a memory.

    Charles McKendrick: Making a memory?

    Susan Evers: All my life, when I'm quite grown-up I will always remember my grandfather and how he smelled of

    [smells his jacket again]

    Susan Evers: tobacco and peppermint.

    Charles McKendrick: Smelled of tobacco and peppermint.

    [starts chuckling]

    Charles McKendrick: Well, I'll tell you what. I take the peppermint for my indigestion and as for the tobacco

    [looks around]

    Charles McKendrick: to make your grandmother mad.

  • Sharon McKendrick: [looks at Susan putting up a picture on the wall] Who's that?

    Susan Evers: [turns to her surprised] Are you kidding? Ricky Nelson?

    Sharon McKendrick: Oh, your boyfriend.

    Susan Evers: [a choked laugh is forced out] I wish he was! You mean you've never heard of him? Where do ya come from? Outer space?

  • Susan Evers: [pretending to be Sharon while saying goodbye to Miss Inch] I shan't tell my aunt about the ants nor the debutantes. Shall I?

  • Miss Inch: Congratulations. In the history of this camp, that was the most infamous, the most disgusting, the most revolting display of hooliganism we have ever had.

    Miss Grunecker: Rolling around like hooligans in front of our guests.

    Miss Inch: And worst of all, two sisters who should be setting a good example.

    Susan Evers: We're not sisters!

    Sharon McKendrick: I've never seen HER before in my life.

    Miss Inch: They are! Aren't they?

    Miss Grunecker: No ma'am. Just look-alikes.

    Miss Inch: An amazing resemblance.

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