Surge Protector Quotes in Wreck-It Ralph (2012)

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Surge Protector Quotes:

  • Surge Protector: Step aside, sir. Random security check.

    Wreck-It Ralph: Random, my behind. You always stop me.

    Surge Protector: I'm just a surge protector doing my job, sir. Name?

    Wreck-It Ralph: Lara Croft.

    Surge Protector: Name?

    Wreck-It Ralph: Wreck-It Ralph.

    Surge Protector: And where you coming from?

    Wreck-It Ralph: Uh, "Pac-Man."

    Surge Protector: You bring any fruit with you?

    Wreck-It Ralph: [hides the giant cherries behind his back] No! No, no fruit.

    Surge Protector: Okay, then, where you headed?

    Wreck-It Ralph: Uh, "Fix-It Felix, Jr."

    Surge Protector: Anything to declare?

    Wreck-It Ralph: I hate you.

    Surge Protector: I get that a lot. Proceed.

  • Surge Protector: Yeah, he banged around in here like some kind of hot shot, then he went barreling down into that sweet little game like a crazy person.

    Sergeant Calhoun: "Sugar Rush." Cy-Bugs would chew up that game faster than a chickenhawk in a coop of crippled roosters.

    Fix-It Felix: What was that now?

    Sergeant Calhoun: What are you, thick? There was a Cy-Bug on that shuttle!

    [Felix looks at her blankly]

    Sergeant Calhoun: Do you even know what a Cy-Bug is?

    Fix-It Felix: I can't say that I do, ma'am.

    Sergeant Calhoun: Cy-Bugs are like a virus. They don't know they're in a game. All they know is eat, kill, multiply. Without a beacon to stop them, they'll consume Sugar Rush. But do you think they'll stop there?

    Fix-It Felix: Yes!

    Sergeant Calhoun: Wrong! Viruses do not stop! Once those Cy-Bugs finish off Sugar Rush, they'll invade every other game until this arcade is nothing but a smoking husk of forgotten dreams. Kohut, my cruiser!

    Fix-It Felix: Jeepers! Is she always this intense?

    Kohut: It's not her fault. She's programmed with the most tragic backstory ever. The one day she didn't do a perimeter check, her wedding day.

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