Supreme Being Quotes in Time Bandits (1981)

Supreme Being: Dead? No excuse for laying off work.

Supreme Being: I should do something very extroverted and vengeful to you. Honestly, I'm too tired. So, I think I'll transfer you to the undergrowth department, brackens, more shrubs, that sort of thing... with a 19% cut in salary, backdated to the beginning of time.

Randall: Oh, thank you, sir.

Supreme Being: Yes, well, I am the nice one.

Supreme Being: Is it all ready? Right. Come on then. Back to creation. We mustn't waste any more time. They'll think I've lost control again and put it all down to evolution.

Kevin: Yes, why does there have to be evil?

Supreme Being: I think it has something to do with free will.

Wally: Do you mean you knew what was happening to us all the time?

Supreme Being: Well, of course. I am the Supreme Being, I'm not entirely dim...

Supreme Being: Oh, I do hate appearing that way, it's an entirely noisy manifestation. Still, rather expected of one, I suppose.

Supreme Being: Do be careful! Don't lose any of that stuff. That's concentrated evil. One drop of that could turn you all into hermit crabs.

Supreme Being: Return what you have stolen from me! Return, return the map! It will bring you great danger. Stop... Now!

Fidgit: [refering to Kevin] Sir? What about my friend, Sir? Can he come with us?

Supreme Being: Absolutely not! This isn't a school outing