Sunny Quotes in Magnum Force (1973)

Sunny: [as Harry walks by to his appartment] Hi!

Harry Callahan: Oh, hi... what's your name?

Sunny: Sunny. You know, I've been living here for almost six months now. It's funny I've never met you before.

Harry Callahan: Oh well... I work a lot.

Sunny: I know. You're the cop who lives upstairs.

Harry Callahan: That's right.

Sunny: Mind if I ask you a question?

Harry Callahan: Go ahead.

Sunny: What does a girl have to do to go to bed with you?

Harry Callahan: [blinks twice, then smiles] Try knocking on the door.

Sunny: Like my new coat? Don't I look like a flapper?

Count Olaf: I must say, you are a gloomy looking bunch. Why so glum?

Klaus Baudelaire: ...Our parents just died.

Count Olaf: Ah yes, of course. How very, very awful. Wait! Let me do that one more time. Give me the line again! Quickly, while it's fresh in my mind!

Klaus Baudelaire: [uncertainly] Our parents just died?

Count Olaf: [gasps dramatically]

Sunny: [in baby talk] What a schmuck!

Count Olaf: [meeting the children for the first time] Ah! My dear...

[looks at stick figures of children with names on his hands]

Count Olaf: Violet. Enchantée!

Violet Baudelaire: Uh... how do you do?

Count Olaf: And this must be Klaus! Young Klaus! Your left side is the good one.

[looks with disgust at Sunny]

Count Olaf: And... what is *this*?

Sunny: [subtitled baby talk] I'm Sunny!

Count Olaf: I'm sorry. I don't speak monkey.

Count Olaf: [speaking to Klaus] Why, you little...

Sunny: [bites him]

[speaking baby talk]

Sunny: Back off, Parrot Face!

Count Olaf: Ohhhh!

[gasping]

Sunny: [baby talk] I'll bite higher!

Count Olaf: [speaks gibberish]

Sunny: [baby talk] Don't mock me!

Count Olaf: [speaks gibberish again]

Sunny: [baby talk] Wow, you *are* nuts.

Sunny: [about Aunt Josephine; subtitled baby talk] She's the *mayor* of crazy town!

[the Baudelaires are making Pasta Puttanesca]

Violet Baudelaire: Sunny, how's that pot coming?

[Sunny appears with a spitoon]

Sunny: [subtitled] Voila!

Klaus Baudelaire: Uh ,Sunny, that's not a pot. That's a spitoon.

Violet Baudelaire: A spitoon? You mean like...?

Klaus Baudelaire: [nods in disgust]

Violet Baudelaire: We'll wash it twice.

[Olaf is about to enter the store, leaving the kids in the car]

Count Olaf: [to Violet] Soda.

Count Olaf: [to Klaus] Soda.

Count Olaf: [to Sunny] Banana.

Sunny: [subtitled baby talk] Bite me.

Count Olaf: Got it.

[Leaves and locks the doors]

Violet Baudelaire: [points to the bobble head "Little Elf" in the rear window of the car] Sunny - bite the head off of that elf!

Sunny: [subtitled baby talk] Love to!

[about Aunt Josephine's deceased husband, Ike]

Klaus Baudelaire: Did Ike die in a fire?

Aunt Josephine: No, no, silly boy... he was eaten by leeches.

Sunny: [non-subtitled] Okay

Mr. Poe: ...So I'm taking you to live with your dear Count Olaf, who resides right here in the city just 37 blocks away.

Klaus Baudelaire: I don't think that's what "closest" is supposed to mean.

Violet Baudelaire: We don't know a Count Olaf.

Mr. Poe: Yes, yes, of course you do. He's either your third cousin four times removed or your forth cousin three times removed.

Sunny: [subtitled baby talk] Someone's BRAIN'S been removed!

Violet Baudelaire: Sunny!

Uncle Monty: We can have time for chit-chat later. What I need now is the work of a reader, an inventor, and a biter.

Sunny: [in baby talk] My teeth are at your service, sir.

Sunny: [looking for Aunt Josephine] Aunt Jo!

Sunny: [subtitled baby talk] Someone's been to crazy town.

Sunny: You can't be buying this.

Count Olaf: Hello, hello, hello! I am your beloved Count Olaf!

Sunny: Gulp.

[Sunny visits the Sugar Plum Fairy in her cage]

Sugar Plum Fairy: Is that a primrose?

Sunny: It is! I brought it so you could make a love potion!

Sugar Plum Fairy: How do you think I got in here?

Sunny: Rotate outta here, Jack.

Sunny: So what do you guys do? All get drunk and get tattoos?

Horny Hank: Yeah, pretty much.

Sunny: Do any of them have any special meaning.

Horny Hank: [shows tattoo] Yeah, like this one is where I'm from.

Sunny: [reads tattoo] North Cadota.

Horny Hank: Yeah, I know the guy screwed up it's supposed to say South Cadota...Cadota?

[looks at tattoo]

Horny Hank: It's Dakota.

Sunny: Why do you keep saying be positive?

Kishen: Because it's my blood group.

Sunny: Hey Dad. This is Kate. Your wife.

Harry: I sure as hell know who my wife is.

Sunny: I sure as hell would like to know who this is.

Harry: That's Miss Minelli, if you must know and in case it's any of your business which it is not.

Sunny: Which I'm here to tell you it is.