Sultan Quotes in Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade (1989)

Sultan: Rolls-Royce Phantom two. 4.3 litre, 30 horsepower, six cylinder engine, with Stromberg downdraft carburetor, can go from zero to 100 kilometres an hour in 12.5 seconds. And I even like the color.

Sultan: This is Wasseypur. Here, even a pigeon flies with one wing, and uses the other to guard his innocence.

Sultan: [upon seeing Sadi as the Magician's subject] Is that not Sadi, your waiting woman?

Princess Parisa: Yes, papa. She has offered herself as the Magician's subject.

Sultan: If he can turn her into a contented woman, he is indeed a great magician.

Princess Parisa: [blushing] Papa!

Princess Parisa: [after seeing Sokurah throw a live cobra into the same urn Sadi is in] It's a serpent! Papa... she will be killed!

Sultan: [patting her arm] Allah have mercy on them... both!

Princess Parisa: Oh, Papa!

Sultan: [upon seeing his daughter in a shrunken state] Ten thousand devils. What evil sorcery is this?

Sultan: Look upon your city. Enjoy the sight for soon it will be rubble and bleached bones.

Sultan: Amake dhorar khomota apnar poshchimbongo keno, sara varoter policer saddho nei... Not only West Bengal, It is impossible for the entire Indian police department to catch me.

Sultan: Shob khel khotom... It's game over

Sultan: Ami target miss kori na... I never miss a target.

Genie: [sniffs tearfully] No matter what anybody says, you'll always be a prince to me.

Sultan: That's right! You've certainly proven your worth as far as I'm concerned. It's that law that's the problem.

Princess Jasmine: Father?

Sultan: Well, am I Sultan or am I Sultan? From this day forth, the Princess shall marry whomever she deems worthy.

Princess Jasmine: Him! I choose... I choose you, Aladdin.

Aladdin: [chuckles] Call me Al.

Sultan: Prince Ali Ababwa! Of course! I'm delighted to meet you.

[he shakes Aladdin's hand]

Sultan: This is my royal vizier, Jafar. He's delighted, too.

Jafar: [very dryly] Ecstatic.

Sultan: Jafar, you vile betrayer!

Iago: That's Sultan Vile Betrayer to you!

Princess Jasmine: [to Jafar] At least some good will come of my being forced to marry. When I am Queen, I will have the power to get rid of you.

Sultan: Well, now. That's nice. All settled then. Now, Jasmine, getting back to this suitor business. Jasmine? Jasmine!

[the Sultan notices that Jasmine is running out of the room, and runs after her]

Jafar: [scowls in their direction] If only I had gotten that lamp!

Iago: [mocking Jasmine] "I will have the power to get rid of you." Dahhh! To think we gotta keep kissing up to that chump, and his chump daughter, for the rest of our lives.

Jafar: No, Iago. Only until she finds a chump husband. Then she'll have us banished. Or beheaded.

Jafar, Iago: Ew.

Iago: Oh, wait a minute, wait a minute! Jafar, what if you were the chump husband?

Jafar: What?

Iago: Okay, okay. You marry the princess, all right? And and, uh, you. Then you become the sultan!

Jafar: Marry the shrew. I become sultan. The idea has merit.

Iago: Yes, merit. Yes! And then, we drop papa-in-law and the little woman off a cliff.

[he dives off Jafar's staff headfirst, then hits the ground]

Iago: "Yah. Ker-splat!"

Jafar: [laughs] I love the way your foul little mind works!

[both laugh evilly]

Princess Jasmine: Please, try to understand. I've never done a thing on my own. I've never had any real friends.

[Rajah grumbles in protest]

Princess Jasmine: Except you, Rajah.

[Rajah purrs happily]

Princess Jasmine: I've never even been outside the palace walls.

Sultan: But, Jasmine, you're a princess.

Princess Jasmine: Then maybe I don't wanna be a princess anymore.

Sultan: [exasperated] Oh! I, I...

Sultan: [to Rajah] Allah forbid you should have any daughters!

Rajah: Huh?

Jafar: [hypnotizing the Sultan with his snake staff] You will order the Princess to marry me.

Sultan: [hypnotized] I... will order... the Princess... to...

[suddenly breaks out of the trance]

Sultan: But you're so old!

Jafar: [shoving his staff into the Sultan's face again] The Princess *will* marry me!

Sultan: Jasmine? Jasmine! Jasmine...

[suddenly Rajah rears up in front of the Sultan with a rag in his mouth]

Sultan: Confound it, Rajah!

[he pulls half of the rag out of Rajah's mouth]

Sultan: So! This is why Prince Achmed stormed out!

Princess Jasmine: Oh, Father. Rajah was just playing with him. Weren't you, Rajah? You were just playing with that overdressed, self-absorbed Prince Achmed, weren't you?

[Jasmine and Rajah chuckle, drawing an angry look from the Sultan]

Sultan: It's this suitor business. Jasmine refuses to choose a husband. I'm at my wits' end.

Iago: Awk! Wits' end!

Sultan: Oh.

[laughs and pulls out a cracker]

Sultan: Have a cracker, pretty Polly.

[Iago gasps and shakes his head. Sultan stuffs the cracker into Iago's mouth]

Jafar: [laughs as Iago chokes] Your Majesty certainly has a way with dumb animals.

[Iago gives Jafar an angry look]

Sultan: [hypnotized] Jasmine.

Princess Jasmine: Oh, Father. I just had the most wonderful time. I'm so happy.

Sultan: [hypnotized] You should be, Jasmine. I have chosen a husband for you.

Princess Jasmine: What?

Sultan: [hypnotized] You will wed Jafar.

[the other door opens and reveals Jafar and Iago]

Jafar: You're speechless, I see. A fine quality in a wife.

[worried about Jasmine's refusal to choose a suitor]

Sultan: I don't know where she gets it from. Her mother wasn't nearly so picky.

Sultan: [of "Prince Ali Ababwa"] Jasmine will like this one.

Aladdin: And I'm pretty sure I'll like Princess Jasmine.

Jafar: Your Highness, no! I must intercede on Jasmine's behalf. This boy is no different from the others. What makes him think he is worthy of the Princess?

Aladdin: Your Majesty, I am Prince Ali Ababwa. Just let her meet me. I will win your daughter.

Princess Jasmine: How dare you? All of you! Standing around deciding my future? I am not a prize to be won!

[Prince Achmed comes storming in from the palace gardens after being rejected by Princess Jasmine]

Prince Achmed: I've never been so insulted!

Sultan: Oh, Prince Achmed, you're, you're not... leaving so soon, are you?

Prince Achmed: [walks away, pants at the butt area are ripped off, revealing spotted underwear] Good luck marrying *her* off!

Sultan: Button up, Jafar. Learn to have a little fun!

Sultan: Have you any famous last words?

Baron Munchausen: Not yet.

Sultan: "Not yet"? Is that famous?

Sultan: What about the virgins?

Horatio Jackson: Please, forget the virgins. We're out of virgins!

Horatio Jackson: We've discussed it. *You* surrender.

Sultan: But, we're winning!

Horatio Jackson: *We* surrendered last time! Now, it's *your* turn.

Sultan: [Performing from his Opera "The Torturer's Apprentice"] Ah, now this aria reminds me of my schooldays in England...

Sultan: But we're winning!

Horatio Jackson: We surrendered last time. It's your turn.

Sultan: What about the virgins?

Horatio Jackson: Oh, please forget about the virgins. We're fresh out of virgins.

[first lines]

Gem dealer 1: As in every stone of this size, there is a flaw.

Sultan: A flaw?

Gem dealer 2: The slightest flaw, your excellency.

Gem dealer 1: If you look deep into the stone, you will perceive the tiniest discoloration. It resembles an animal.

Sultan: An animal?

Gem dealer 1: A little panther.

Sultan: Yes! A pink panther. Come here, Dala. A gift to your father from his grateful people. Some day it will be yours. The most fabulous diamond in all the world. Come closer.

Sultan: You have the audacity to tell me that the sun comes up earlier in the neighboring country of sultan Wasil Husain than in mine?

Magier: ...since it lies to the east, yes.

Sultan: Get out of my sight! And don't come back until the sun decides differently.

[to the ramudschins:]

Sultan: I counted the slaves in the bath today. There were only 31! I'm not going to have to dry myself, am I?

Sultan: Choose what your heart desires, make me a pauper, but free me from these donkey ears!

Sultan: I hope you'll enjoy what we've got - if you don't mind taking pot luck?

Ali Baba: Can I get a hot dog and a bottle of pop?

Sultan: Hot dog? Pop?

Ali Baba: That's the great national diet in America. I've just come from there.

Sultan: America? Where is that?

Ali Baba: A great open space between New York and Hollywood.

Ali Baba: Excuse me, who are these fellows? They're not even listening!

Sultan: They're my new musicians from Africa.

Ali Baba: Africa?

[to musicians]

Ali Baba: What part of Africa?

Sultan: I'm afraid they don't understand you. You see, they talk a strange tongue.

Ali Baba: [to musicians] Parlez-vous Français?

[No response]

Ali Baba: Se hable espanol? Capisce italian'?

[No response]

Ali Baba: Verstehse bissel Yiddish?

[No response. Ali Baba has a flash of inspiration]

Ali Baba: Wait a minute! Hi de hi de ho?

Musicians: Hee de hee de hee!

Ali Baba: Hey de hey de hey!

Musicians: Ho de ho de ho!

Ali Baba: Wait, I think I've got something! You don't have to be a sultan - you can resign!

Sultan: Resign? Desert my throne? Forsake my people? Allah would never forgive me.

Ali Baba: You don't have to desert your people. You can go on being the head man, but instead of sultan you become a president.

Sultan: A what?

Ali Baba: A president, like they have in America.

Sultan: Well, does he rule the country?

Ali Baba: Does he rule the country? Hunh! Ask the Republicans!