Sugar Wolf Quotes in Big Money Rustlas (2010)
Sugar Wolf Quotes:
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[from trailer]
Bartender: What brings you to these parts, stranger?
Sugar Wolf: [slaps the bartender] I ain't no stranger to these parts.
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[from trailer]
Sugar Wolf: There is a new sheriff in town.
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Sugar Wolf: Get to steppin'.
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Sugar Wolf: [after autographing an Indian's tomahawk] Don't eBay that.
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Sugar Wolf: Well, I'll be a porcupine's dickhole.
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Dirty Sanchez: [as Sugar is about to drink water from the well] I wouldn't do that if I was you.
Sugar Wolf: What's it to you, hombre?
Dirty Sanchez: Look, man.
[Sanchez tosses the cup of water on the ground, where it starts hissing and steaming from deluding acid]
Sugar Wolf: Oh, shit!
Dirty Sanchez: It's better to drink in the saloon. Years ago, acid from the goldmine polluted our water. I mean, it's as polluted as a fat chick's ass after running a marathon with no underwear, man.
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Sugar Wolf: Okay, Bucky, that's it, friend. You're hired, partner. Welcome aboard. You're gonna be on guard from dusk 'til dawn right here in the jailhouse.
Bucky: Oh, that's some great news, sheriff. Now I just have one question, all right, does that include not getting shot?
[Sugar pimpslaps him]
Bucky: Oh, crap!
Sugar Wolf: Why, of course not, Bucky. Don't be stupid. No deputy nighttime watchman of mine is ever gonna get shot.
Bucky: Oh, I'm not bein' stupid, I'm just wondering how do I know I'm not gonna get shot?
Sugar Wolf: Well, Bucky, I'll make you one simple promise: if you get shot and die, I'll double your paycheck.
Bucky: Oh, man, that is great, sheriff! You got yourself a deal!
[both stand and shake hands]
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Sugar Wolf: There's something running afoul here in Mud Bug... and I intend to get to the bottom of it... it smells like the bottom of Bigfoot's asshole...
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Sugar Wolf: I got some carpet to munch.
Dirty Sanchez: Hey, can I ask you a question? Does the carpet match the drapes?
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Sugar Wolf: It must be Friday 'cause you gettin' straight-up PAID!
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Dirty Sanchez: [after finding Bucky riddled with bullet wounds] Bucky! What happened?
Sugar Wolf: He got shot. They killed him.
Dirty Sanchez: Oh, crap.
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Dirty Sanchez: Okay, now that looks good. Oh, I like the way that looks a LOT.
Sugar Wolf: I can't wait to spread this across your buns...
Dirty Sanchez: Yeah, it's gonna be great, man. I can't wait to taste it.
Sugar Wolf: It's gonna be delicious, right across your lips...
Dirty Sanchez: Yeah. Oh, God, melt in your mouth, you know?
Sugar Wolf: Dripping down your chin across your glistening chest...
Dirty Sanchez: Yeah, naturally. I mean, that's what it does, you know? That's what happens when you make good, delicious butter. You know?
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Sugar Wolf: Well, I guess that about sums that shit up. My father was nothin' but a big money rustla.
[howls]
-- Sugar Wolf
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