Sugar Wolf Quotes in Big Money Rustlas (2010)

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Sugar Wolf Quotes:

  • [from trailer]

    Bartender: What brings you to these parts, stranger?

    Sugar Wolf: [slaps the bartender] I ain't no stranger to these parts.

  • [from trailer]

    Sugar Wolf: There is a new sheriff in town.

  • Sugar Wolf: Get to steppin'.

  • Sugar Wolf: [after autographing an Indian's tomahawk] Don't eBay that.

  • Sugar Wolf: Well, I'll be a porcupine's dickhole.

  • Dirty Sanchez: [as Sugar is about to drink water from the well] I wouldn't do that if I was you.

    Sugar Wolf: What's it to you, hombre?

    Dirty Sanchez: Look, man.

    [Sanchez tosses the cup of water on the ground, where it starts hissing and steaming from deluding acid]

    Sugar Wolf: Oh, shit!

    Dirty Sanchez: It's better to drink in the saloon. Years ago, acid from the goldmine polluted our water. I mean, it's as polluted as a fat chick's ass after running a marathon with no underwear, man.

  • Sugar Wolf: Okay, Bucky, that's it, friend. You're hired, partner. Welcome aboard. You're gonna be on guard from dusk 'til dawn right here in the jailhouse.

    Bucky: Oh, that's some great news, sheriff. Now I just have one question, all right, does that include not getting shot?

    [Sugar pimpslaps him]

    Bucky: Oh, crap!

    Sugar Wolf: Why, of course not, Bucky. Don't be stupid. No deputy nighttime watchman of mine is ever gonna get shot.

    Bucky: Oh, I'm not bein' stupid, I'm just wondering how do I know I'm not gonna get shot?

    Sugar Wolf: Well, Bucky, I'll make you one simple promise: if you get shot and die, I'll double your paycheck.

    Bucky: Oh, man, that is great, sheriff! You got yourself a deal!

    [both stand and shake hands]

  • Sugar Wolf: There's something running afoul here in Mud Bug... and I intend to get to the bottom of it... it smells like the bottom of Bigfoot's asshole...

  • Sugar Wolf: I got some carpet to munch.

    Dirty Sanchez: Hey, can I ask you a question? Does the carpet match the drapes?

  • Sugar Wolf: It must be Friday 'cause you gettin' straight-up PAID!

  • Dirty Sanchez: [after finding Bucky riddled with bullet wounds] Bucky! What happened?

    Sugar Wolf: He got shot. They killed him.

    Dirty Sanchez: Oh, crap.

  • Dirty Sanchez: Okay, now that looks good. Oh, I like the way that looks a LOT.

    Sugar Wolf: I can't wait to spread this across your buns...

    Dirty Sanchez: Yeah, it's gonna be great, man. I can't wait to taste it.

    Sugar Wolf: It's gonna be delicious, right across your lips...

    Dirty Sanchez: Yeah. Oh, God, melt in your mouth, you know?

    Sugar Wolf: Dripping down your chin across your glistening chest...

    Dirty Sanchez: Yeah, naturally. I mean, that's what it does, you know? That's what happens when you make good, delicious butter. You know?

  • Sugar Wolf: Well, I guess that about sums that shit up. My father was nothin' but a big money rustla.

    [howls]

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