Sue Claussen Quotes in Management (2008)

Mike: What about kids? Do you want to have kids?

Sue Claussen: [avoiding the question] You know what was really great about that Yoga class?

Mike: ?

Sue Claussen: It was the breathing stuff. I don't do that.

Mike: Breathe?

Sue Claussen: There are days where I have to instruct my heart to request additional air

[takes a deep breath]

Sue Claussen: and I have to tell myself "Breathe, Sue. Just keep breathing."

[exhales]

Sue Claussen: Yes, I want kids.

Mike: Maryland is for... lovers. Bumper sticker?

Sue Claussen: Virginia. Virginia is for lovers. Maryland is for crabs.

Sue Claussen: Compact fluorescents.

[showing her apartment for the 1st time]

Mike: Oh, too bad.

Sue Claussen: I wrote you a Haiku. Do you wanna hear it?

Mike: Sure.

Sue Claussen: Mike, oh Mike, my man Keeps showing up like UPS Sue, you're such a bitch.

Mike: ...I like it!