Suburban Man Quotes in Blue State (2007)

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Suburban Man: Can I help you?

John Logue: Hi, I'm John Logue with the Kerry campaign, and we just want to make sure we get all the voters out there. We have you listed as a strong-leaning Kerry household.

Suburban Man: I'm voting for Bush.

John Logue: You are? Sorry, no matter how many times people say that to me, I just can't get over it. It's like I don't have the enzymes to metabolize someone actually saying that to me.