Stymie Quotes in The Little Rascals (1994)

Stymie: You only meet your once in a lifetime friends... once in a lifetime.

Stymie: Wood doesn't grow on trees!

Stymie: I... Stymie... Member in good standing of the He-Man Woman Haters Club... Do solemnly swear to be a he-man and hate women and not play with them or talk to them unless I have to. And especially: never fall in love, and if I do may I die slowly and painfully and suffer for hours - or until I scream bloody murder.

Mr. Welling: [Stymie and Spanky go into a bank trying to get a loan disguised as two Amish men] What is your account...

[looks up and pauses]

Mr. Welling: number?

George "Spanky" McFarland: Uh, seven.

Mr. Welling: [uncertain] Seven?... seven?

Billy "Froggy" Laughlin: [is under Spanky to hold him up] Try eight.

George "Spanky" McFarland: Eight?

Mr. Welling: [still uncertain, the turns stern] Heard enough.

Mr. Welling: [pulls their fake beards and lets them go hitting Stymie and Spanky in their faces]

Mr. Welling: If you were *my* kids, I'd punish you.

Stymie: If we were *your* kids, we'd punish ourselves!

Mr. Welling: [desperate for them to leave] Leave the premises posthaste!

George "Spanky" McFarland: You can't treat people like this, Mister!

Mr. Welling: You're not people, you're kids.

[about Spanky and Alfalfa's friendship]

Stymie: You're a team, like Bert and Ernie, Superman and Clark Kent, Milli and Vanilli.

George "Spanky" McFarland: Howdy, Mister. Me and my buddies have to build a new clubhouse.

Stymie: We have buy some lumber.

Lumberyard Clerk: What kind?

Stymie: Wood!

Stymie: Porky, you sure know how to make a sand-wich!

Porky: That wasn't sand, that was kitty litter.

Buckwheat: Don't worry, it's pretty fresh.

Stymie: You're not thinkin' about Darla, are ya?

Alfalfa: No, of course not.

George "Spanky" McFarland: Good.

Alfalfa: I wonder if she's not thinking of me, too?