Stunk Crick Mayor Quotes in Jonah Hex (2010)
Stunk Crick Mayor Quotes:
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[Jonah rides into town, dragging three dead bodies with his horse]
Jonah Hex: These the boys you wanted?
Stunk Crick Mayor: The Clayton boys?
Jonah Hex: That's right.
Stunk Crick Mayor: It would appear we have a little problem, Mr. Hex. They's four Clayton boys. This here's only three. I don't see anyway we could pay you the agreed-upon "reconciption"...
[Hex tosses him a burlap sack. The Mayor glances inside, and retches]
Jonah Hex: The rest of him was too fat for my horse.
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Stunk Crick Mayor: You surely have done us quite a favor.
Jonah Hex: Transaction's all it was. I'll collect my hundred dollar bounty on them and be on my way.
Stunk Crick Mayor: That there, Mr. Hex was more of a limited-time offer.
Jonah Hex: But you'll pay it just the same.
Stunk Crick Mayor: Hell, Mr. Hex, there's an unscrupulous character or two would pay double that for your stinkin' hide!
[Hex glances at the undertaker's]
Jonah Hex: Five coffins...
[counts the Mayor, the Sheriff and his deputies]
Jonah Hex: Sure you don't need eight?
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[Hex rides into town]
Stunk Crick Mayor: Jonah Hex...
Stunk Crick Sheriff: Jonah Hex...
[All the townspeople run inside and slam their doors]
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