Stunk Crick Mayor Quotes in Jonah Hex (2010)

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Stunk Crick Mayor Quotes:

  • [Jonah rides into town, dragging three dead bodies with his horse]

    Jonah Hex: These the boys you wanted?

    Stunk Crick Mayor: The Clayton boys?

    Jonah Hex: That's right.

    Stunk Crick Mayor: It would appear we have a little problem, Mr. Hex. They's four Clayton boys. This here's only three. I don't see anyway we could pay you the agreed-upon "reconciption"...

    [Hex tosses him a burlap sack. The Mayor glances inside, and retches]

    Jonah Hex: The rest of him was too fat for my horse.

  • Stunk Crick Mayor: You surely have done us quite a favor.

    Jonah Hex: Transaction's all it was. I'll collect my hundred dollar bounty on them and be on my way.

    Stunk Crick Mayor: That there, Mr. Hex was more of a limited-time offer.

    Jonah Hex: But you'll pay it just the same.

    Stunk Crick Mayor: Hell, Mr. Hex, there's an unscrupulous character or two would pay double that for your stinkin' hide!

    [Hex glances at the undertaker's]

    Jonah Hex: Five coffins...

    [counts the Mayor, the Sheriff and his deputies]

    Jonah Hex: Sure you don't need eight?

  • [Hex rides into town]

    Stunk Crick Mayor: Jonah Hex...

    Stunk Crick Sheriff: Jonah Hex...

    [All the townspeople run inside and slam their doors]

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