Student in the Tour Quotes in Road Trip (2000)

Student in the Tour: Girls don't just walk around naked.

Barry: Uh, yeah they do.

[First Line]

Barry: Welcome to the University of Ithica. This is it, right here. This is what we're talkin about. I'm gonna give you a good tour today. Show you as much, as much as you need to know, plus a, plus a whole lt more actually. So this is the main area of the University. You'll be getting used to this area. This is sort of where you congregate with your friends and classmates. Come in around me everyone, come in around me. Don't straggle. We've had prblems... I've had problems with stragglers before, okay? They get lost in the back. They get hit by trucks, okay? It's not pretty, It's not pretty when it happens. This is the uh... By the way this is the Joseph H. Nelson library here, okay? It was built in the, uh... 1600s.

Student in the Tour: 1600s? It says 1951.

[snickering]

Barry: [Turns & looks, faces group] That's the address. Okay? Wise-ass.