Stripper Quotes in Skid Marks (2007)

Stripper: What's your name honey?

Louis "One Foot" Jones: One-Foot.

Stripper: Wait a minute, you're taller than one foot.

Louis "One Foot" Jones: Yeah, but that's not why they call me One-Foot.

Norm: How are the twins?

Stripper: Fuck you, Norm!

Norm: Hey, I love it when you talk dirty to me, man!

Stripper: Anybody want to buy me a champagne drink? How about a fancy beer? 15 bucks for a lap dance.

John Lyshitski: Yeah, I'm not that horny. I just got out of prison.

Donald Dasher: We are always curious as to what drew you here to "Le Lipstique".

Stripper: Well I heard all the strippers come here, and I got sick of my old salon.

Donna Dasher: And supposing we become sick of you?

Stripper: Well, I had hoped that wouldn't happen...!

Donna Dasher: Well, I think it IS happening. It's hard to describe, but when I look into your face, I pick up a distinct feeling of nausea.

Stripper: Hey, WAIT A MINUTE...!