Storekeeper Quotes in The Man from Nowhere (2010)
Storekeeper: [to Tae-Sik Cha] Kids will learn from their mistakes. Parenting isn't just giving birth. She's always by herself. Bring her around more often, like the other dads. It's on me.
Luigino: [gesturing with a doll he is holding to the storekeeper] Is this the kind that makes water?
Storekeeper: Yes, everything, it's the latest model from Japan.
Luigino: One of these days they'll make one that bleeds real blood... when you cut its throat!
Storekeeper: It's bad enough I have to pay those wops. Now I have to pay you too? Tomorrow the Irish will come. So enough...kill me already!
Storekeeper: Don't go messin' up in Deep Barons!
Storekeeper: You'll get what you deserve in them Deep Barons, you lez-beans! You won't be causin' no one no trouble no more!
Storekeeper: Well what do you need?
Louie Kritski: Okay, let's see... I got my girl coming over. I'll need some wine. What kind of wine do you got here? You got any...
[the storekeeper places a small bottle of screw-top wine on the counter]
Louie Kritski: What the fuck is that? You expect me to drink screw-top wine?
Storekeeper: You want a buzz? It's gonna have to come from this.
Louie Kritski: Better just get some essentials so I don't starve to death.
[Grabs a loaf of bread places it on the counter with a 'THUNK']
Louie Kritski: Holy shit! Your bread's older than your fucking wine. Ha ha ha ha ha ha. This is aged. This should - -See, this should be aged
[about the wine]
Louie Kritski: You don't - You get it? What a sense of humor. Am I on Candid Camera in this place or what?
Man in store: Say, maybe you're lookin' for Gene Autry. He's a right good singer. Got a ranch up the valley a-piece.
Storekeeper: It's down the valley.
Man in store: It's up.
Storekeeper: Tain't neither. It was up, but since the flood, it's down!
Storekeeper: Yes, sir, can I help you today?
Nevada Smith: Can of peaches... A big can please!
Storekeeper: [Giving him a can] Best Eastern peaches in the West.
Nevada Smith: Would you open it for me?
Storekeeper: No charge!
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