Store Manager Quotes in Gojira, Mosura, Kingu Gidorâ: Daikaijû sôkôgeki (2001)


Store Manager Quotes:

  • Store Manager: [into bullhorn] : Attention, Godzilla is approaching. Everyone evacuate this store at once.

    Woman Shopper: Godzilla... who cares.

  • [first lines]

    C.C. Ryder: Excuse me.

    Store manager: Yes, sir?

    C.C. Ryder: Where are the cupcakes?

    Store manager: 11B, sir, right over there.

    C.C. Ryder: Thank you.

    Store manager: Not at all.

  • Store Manager: Mrs. Rubble, there seems to be a slight problem with your credit card.

    Betty Rubble: Really? What's that?

    Store Manager: It's no damn good!

    [Breaks the card with a hammer]

  • Store Manager: Tyra Banks. Thats our only pair

    Tyra Banks: Thats not funny. Do you know who i am?

    Hannah Montana: Well i know you know who I am

  • Store Manager: [Arrives with the old lady] Excuse me, sir...

    Burt: Well, hey! What'd you say brother! Hey look, can you tell me when this here product expires?

    Store Manager: I'd like to know what you're doing with all that chicken in your pants.

    Burt: Say what?

    Store Manager: You heard me.

    Burt: Well yeah I heard you, but I don't understand. Because it's clear to me that what I'm doing is shopping.

    Store Manager: This lady said that you were taking food out of the display cases and stuffing it down your pants and that certainly seems to be the case to me. Are you planning on paying for this food?

    Burt: No I ain't planning to paying for it, because I alreay purchased it!

    [Shows the clerk a coupon that was dropped outside]

    Store Manager: This is all dog food on this list and that's chicken comming out of your pants!

    Burt: Say what? Let me see that...

    [Reads the coupon]

    Burt: I don't see no dog food!

    Store Manager: That's what the abbreviation stands for.

    Burt: Well, shit! That ain't my problem brother! Can't help it if your cashiers see dog food for chicken!

    Store Manager: Look, why don't you come with me and we'll get to the bottom of this situation.

    Burt: Come with you? Whatcha mean?

    [Pointing to old woman]

    Burt: Now this old honky skin, white, snitch-ass mother fucker tells you something and you say "Come with me!" Now you're taking her word over mine! Now that's descrimination. Now why don't you just pull down your pants so we can all see the lilly white paint on your Hatian black ass?

    Store Manager: Look, you can come with me now, or I'll get the security.

    Burt: Hey, now you're talking bro! I'm gonna report you to your superiors!

  • Tess Carlisle: [implying Bob should called Doug, while in the canned goods aisle in the supermarket] It's got no price at all.

    Bob Hutcherson: [over the radio] Yes ma'am. Uh, Doug, this is Bobby in canned goods, are you anywhere near the manager? I need a price check on Lesieur baby peas, repeat, Lesieur baby peas.

    Doug Chesnic: Lesieur baby peas.

    Store Manager: They're on special today, two for .59.

    Doug Chesnic: [over the radio] They're on special today, two for .59.

    Bob Hutcherson: [over the radio] Uh, copy that, it's two for .59.

    Tess Carlisle: But I only want one.

    Bob Hutcherson: Uh, roger that, Doug, but she only wants one.

    Doug Chesnic: How much for just one?

    Store Manager: The same. It's a two for one thing.

    Doug Chesnic: [over the radio] Uh, Bobby, it's a two for one thing so I suggest you go ahead and get both.

    Bob Hutcherson: [over the radio] Uh, copy that Doug but I believe we've lost in interest in peas, repeat, lost interest in peas. Canned goods out.

  • Store Manager: [to Doug, as other secret secret service agents escort Tess around the supermarket ] Does she want to be known today?

    [Doug shakes his head]

    Store Manager: [to customers and cashiers] Don't know her! Don't know her! Don't know her!

  • Store Manager: Miss Krausheimer, we understood you were a single woman. As an aid to to the unemployment crisis, it is our policy not to employ married women.

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