Stiles Quotes in Teen Wolf (1985)


Stiles Quotes:

  • Scott Howard: Listen, Stiles. Do you know anything about a rash that's going around?

    Stiles: Why, you looking to catch something?

    Scott Howard: No, I'm serious.

    Stiles: No... but I heard Mr. Murphy, you know, the shop teacher?

    Scott Howard: Yeah?

    Stiles: Got his dick caught in a vacuum cleaner.

  • Stiles: [during party games] OK, Chubby. What you've got to do is eat this entire bowl of jello.

    [Chubby makes a face as if to say "No problem"]

    Rhonda: What do I have to do?

    Stiles: Hold the jello!

    [he tips the bowl of jello down her top]

  • Scott Howard: Styles, I got something to tell you. It's kind of hard, but...

    Stiles: Look, are you gonna tell me you're a fag because if you're gonna tell me you're a fag, I don't think I can handle it.

    Scott Howard: I'm not a fag. I'm... a werewolf.

  • Stiles: Never say die.

  • Stiles: Do the right thing.

    Scott Howard: That's all I wanna do, Stiles. That's all I wanna do.

  • Stiles: [his car is speeding by] Boof, how the hell are you?

    Scott Howard: Say no.

    Lisa 'Boof' Marconi: [to Stiles] No!

    Stiles: Great talking to you.

  • Stiles: [after Todds first transformation into the Wolf] You seem a little upset...

    Todd Howard: Upset? Me Stiles? UPSET?

    Stiles: [Stiles nods]

    Todd Howard: I just had a beard over every inch of my body... fingernails the size of french fries... teeth from here to Texas... and she called me a dog... A DOG...

    Stiles: So...?

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