Stig Quotes in 2 Guns (2013)
Stig Quotes:
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[from trailer]
[Bobby and Stig have each other in a sleeper hold]
Bobby: All right, all right! On the count of three, we'll let each other go.
Stig: All right.
Bobby: One, two, three.
[nothing happens]
Stig: Now you're making me not be able to trust you.
-- Stig -
Bobby: I guess we can both talk to him at the same time.
Stig: What, like we're working together?
Bobby: No, not like we're working together.
Stig: [excitedly] Yeah!
Bobby: No, like we're working in the same, uh vicinity.
Stig: Together.
Bobby: In the same... area code.
Stig: Together.
Bobby: The same county.
-- Stig -
Stig: They're torturing chickens, man!
Bobby: What is that you're eating.
Stig: A chicken.
-- Stig -
[from trailer]
Stig: [to Bobby] You're my people and we have a code. You fight for the guy that's fighting next to you.
-- Stig -
[last lines]
Stig: You know, for a guy who just blew up $43 million, all of a sudden you are a very generous tipper.
Bobby: Who said I blew up $43 million?
Stig: What *are* you saying?
Bobby: I'm not saying anything. What are you hearing?
Stig: I'm hearing something. You're saying something.
Bobby: Well, if you're hearing it, it's only because you're hearing it, not 'cause I'm saying it.
Stig: How much did you keep? Two million? That's like one each.
Bobby: Oh so now you get half?
Stig: Well, I shot half the guys.
Bobby: So?
Stig: Two million?
Bobby: [winks]
-- Stig -
[from trailer]
Bobby: So, partner, what's your plan?
Stig: I got a plan. I mean, I'm capable of coming up with a plan.
Bobby: I'm not saying you're not capable. I'm just saying you haven't told me. What is it?
Stig: I'm working on it!
[beat]
Stig: Screw it.
[Stig floors it sending the cops after them]
Bobby: That was your plan?
Stig: No one expected it! You should have seen your face!
-- Stig -
[from trailer]
[Stig crashes into Bobby in a truck]
Bobby: Pull over!
Stig: Did you miss me?
-- Stig -
Stig: Just because you put your finger in your belly button and brown shit comes out don't mean it's your asshole.
-- Stig -
Stig: It's not very sporting, man. At least give the chickens a chance to shoot back.
-- Stig -
Bobby: Did you just wink at him?
Stig: I did just winked at him 'cause he's my bitch now!
Bobby: Uh-oh!
-- Stig -
Bobby: If Papi knew we were even talkin' about rippin' off Tres Cruces it would be **our** heads in that bag next to the potato salad.
Stig: No way. Our two heads would never fit in a bag that small.
-- Stig -
[first lines]
Stig: Hi.
Waitress Maggie: Hi.
Stig: How many?
Waitress Maggie: two.
-- Stig -
Stig: Hey, Scottish. From my salon, right?
Crawford Mackenzie: Yeah
Stig: Still looking for a job, eh?
Crawford Mackenzie: ...yeah
Stig: Hey, I tell you what. Next month, it's loser's day! You come back and I piss on your head!
-- Stig
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