Stig Quotes in 2 Guns (2013)

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Stig Quotes:

  • [from trailer]

    [Bobby and Stig have each other in a sleeper hold]

    Bobby: All right, all right! On the count of three, we'll let each other go.

    Stig: All right.

    Bobby: One, two, three.

    [nothing happens]

    Stig: Now you're making me not be able to trust you.

  • Bobby: I guess we can both talk to him at the same time.

    Stig: What, like we're working together?

    Bobby: No, not like we're working together.

    Stig: [excitedly] Yeah!

    Bobby: No, like we're working in the same, uh vicinity.

    Stig: Together.

    Bobby: In the same... area code.

    Stig: Together.

    Bobby: The same county.

  • Stig: They're torturing chickens, man!

    Bobby: What is that you're eating.

    Stig: A chicken.

  • [from trailer]

    Stig: [to Bobby] You're my people and we have a code. You fight for the guy that's fighting next to you.

  • [last lines]

    Stig: You know, for a guy who just blew up $43 million, all of a sudden you are a very generous tipper.

    Bobby: Who said I blew up $43 million?

    Stig: What *are* you saying?

    Bobby: I'm not saying anything. What are you hearing?

    Stig: I'm hearing something. You're saying something.

    Bobby: Well, if you're hearing it, it's only because you're hearing it, not 'cause I'm saying it.

    Stig: How much did you keep? Two million? That's like one each.

    Bobby: Oh so now you get half?

    Stig: Well, I shot half the guys.

    Bobby: So?

    Stig: Two million?

    Bobby: [winks]

  • [from trailer]

    Bobby: So, partner, what's your plan?

    Stig: I got a plan. I mean, I'm capable of coming up with a plan.

    Bobby: I'm not saying you're not capable. I'm just saying you haven't told me. What is it?

    Stig: I'm working on it!

    [beat]

    Stig: Screw it.

    [Stig floors it sending the cops after them]

    Bobby: That was your plan?

    Stig: No one expected it! You should have seen your face!

  • [from trailer]

    [Stig crashes into Bobby in a truck]

    Bobby: Pull over!

    Stig: Did you miss me?

  • Stig: Just because you put your finger in your belly button and brown shit comes out don't mean it's your asshole.

  • Stig: It's not very sporting, man. At least give the chickens a chance to shoot back.

  • Bobby: Did you just wink at him?

    Stig: I did just winked at him 'cause he's my bitch now!

    Bobby: Uh-oh!

  • Bobby: If Papi knew we were even talkin' about rippin' off Tres Cruces it would be **our** heads in that bag next to the potato salad.

    Stig: No way. Our two heads would never fit in a bag that small.

  • [first lines]

    Stig: Hi.

    Waitress Maggie: Hi.

    Stig: How many?

    Waitress Maggie: two.

  • Stig: Hey, Scottish. From my salon, right?

    Crawford Mackenzie: Yeah

    Stig: Still looking for a job, eh?

    Crawford Mackenzie: ...yeah

    Stig: Hey, I tell you what. Next month, it's loser's day! You come back and I piss on your head!

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