Stewardess Quotes in Iron Man (2008)

Tony Stark: [Tony and Rhodey are on Tony's elaborate plane sitting at a table. Rhodey is reading a newspaper] Whatcha readin'... platypus?

Rhodey: Nothin'.

Tony Stark: Come on sour patch.

Rhodey: I told you I'm not sour...

Tony Stark: ...don't be mad...

Rhodey: ...i'm not mad, i'm indifferent, ok.

Tony Stark: I said I was sorry.

Rhodey: You don't need to apologize to me cause I'm not mad.

Stewardess: Good morning Mr. Stark.

Tony Stark: [addressing the stewardess] Hi, I said I was sorry.

Rhodey: ...i'm just indifferent right now.

Stewardess: [to Tony] Hot towel?

Rhodey: You don't respect yourself so I know you don't respect me...

Tony Stark: ...I respect you...

Tony Stark: ...so I'm just your baby sitter. so when you need your diaper changed

[receives a hot towel from the stewardess]

Tony Stark: thank you

[readdresses Tony]

Tony Stark: let me know and I'll get you a bottle, ok?

Tony Stark: Hey! Heat up the saki will ya? Thanks for reminding me.

Rhodey: I'm not talkin about a... we're not drinking we're working right now.

Rhodey: You are institutionally incapable of being responsible.

Tony Stark: It would be irresponsible NOT to drink. I'm just talking about a night cap here.

Stewardess: Hot saki?

Tony Stark: Yes, 2 please.

Rhodey: No... just... I'm not drinking. I don't want any.

Rhodey: [queue to a scene where dancey lounge music is playing and Rhodey and Tony are drinking as a stripper pole comes out of the floor for the stewardesses to dance around] That's what I'm talking about, when I get up in the morning and I'm puttin on my uniform you know what I recognize? I see in the mirror that every person with this uniform on, GOT MY BACK!

Tony Stark: you know, i'm not... i'm not... like you... aren't you just a little distracted right now?

Rhodey: you don't have to be like me, but you can be more and you just don't see it. No I can't be distracted right now!

Stewardess: [Air Force One has been hijacked by a lone terrorist] Tell this to the workers when they ask where their leader went. We, the soldiers of The National Liberation Front of America, in the name of the workers and all the oppressed of this imperialist country, have struck a fatal blow to the fascist police state. What better revolutionary example than to let their president perish in the inhuman dungeon of his own imperialist prison.

Kruger: [after being offered nuts on an airplane] Are these warm nuts?

Stewardess: No, I believe they're room temperature.

Kruger: [takes the nuts] Well, maybe later you can come and warm up my nuts.

Stewardess: You know, I don't really like the little ones.

Richard Thornburg: No you did not explain anything to me. All you did was shove me back here in this cattle car.

Stewardess: Sir, you were told when you boarded we were overbooked.

Richard Thornburg: Fine. Done. I accept that. But why in hell can't I get the first class meal my network paid for. Do you know who I am?

Stewardess: Yes. We've all seen your program. Your episode "Flying Junkyards" was a very objective look at air traffic safety.

Stewardess: It wasn't nearly as edifying as "Bimbos of the Sky." Was it, Connie?

Richard Thornburg: You think you're funny. You think you're funny. Fine. I've got your number.

Stewardess: And I've got yours. So park it, Sir.

Richard Thornburg: [sits down and sees Holly looking at him] Stewardess!

Stewardess: Mr. Thornburg, you cannot monopolize my time.

Richard Thornburg: You cannot put me near that woman.

Stewardess: Excuse me?

Holly McClane: He means he's filed a restraining order against me. I'm not allowed within 50 feet of him.

Richard Thornburg: 50 yards. So by keeping me in the section you are violating a court order. I can sue you and this airline. That woman assaulted me and she humiliated me in public.

Stewardess: [walks over to Holly and whispers] What did you do?

Holly McClane: Knocked out two of his teeth.

Stewardess: Would you like some champagne?

Stewardess: [seeing the cowboy lighting up his cigar] I'm sorry sir, but you're gonna have to extinguish that cigar.

The Cowboy: [extinguishes his cigar in his hand and sniffs his hand] Mmmmmm. There's nothing like a good cigar. Eh? Partner?

[puts his cigar in the man's suit pocket]

Harry Washello: I was just wondering if you know if anyone here had a son named Chip.

Stewardess: I had an uncle named Chett.

Landa: You must know some pilots, any charter lines?

Stewardess: Well actually, it's my sister's outfit.

Stewardess: I hope this isn't happening, I've had real awful dreams about atom bombs.

Stewardess: Fasten your seat belts, please. Will you put your cigarette out, please?

Stewardess: Thank you. You are cleared through Voiceprint Identification.

Stewardess: Do you want something to drink?

Clark Griswold: [to Ellen] Honey, you want something?

Ellen Griswold: No thank you.

Clark Griswold: [to the Stewardess] I'll have a Coke.

Stewardess: Do you want that in the can?

Clark Griswold: [Clark turns and looks at the bathroom, then turns back at the Stewardess] No, I'll have it right here.

[O'Hara rushes to the airplane's restroom]

Stewardess: Is your wife okay, sir?

Detective John Kimble: Compared to what?

[Outside bathroom]

Stewardess: Return to your seat please

Sarah: [Inside bathroom] Just a minute

Stewardess: Return to your seat now please, playtime is over

Sarah: BEAT IT STEW!

Stewardess: The captain has turned the fasten your seat belt light on

[The stewardess knocks on the door, Sarah imitates her, she imitates her again, they both knock once, Tom and Sarah knock the door into her face]

Stewardess: Mr. Cromwell? The young man you're with is, ah, urinating on the exit doors...

Lamar: [showing ticket to flight attendant] We're V.I.P.s

Stewardess: [directing] Right over there.

Booger: Very Immense Penises.

[Flight Attendant slaps Booger]

Stewardess: Madame, you're supposed to stay in your seat until the plane comes to a complete stop.

Connie Russo: Honey, forget about it!

[last lines]

Stewardess: Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen. Welcome aboard Flight 211 to New York and London. Our flying time this afternoon will be four hours and fifty minutes and we'll be cruising at an altitude of 37,000 feet. We'll now be serving you cocktails and beverages and then serving lunch, followed by our film 'No Left Turn' starring James Coburn and Diana Barrie.

Diana Barrie: Oh Christ! Sidney, let's get off. Tell them to let us off this bloody plane.

Stewardess: Pardon me. Would you like chicken Kiev, Chateaubriand or veal cutlet Florentine for lunch?

Renfield: Everything you mentioned is dead. Don't you have anything that's alive and kicking?

Lady on plane with Cat: [scoffs at Renfield] I'll have the chicken Kiev, miss. Oh, why don't you bring a nice juicy mouse for little Salome here?

Renfield: Could I have one, too?

[the lady laughs and Renfield laughs with her]

The Great Man: [Suffering from a hangover] Somebody put too many olives in my martini last night!

Stewardess: Should I get you a Bromo?

The Great Man: No, I couldn't stand the noise!

[in order to get a free airplane ride, Patsy has convinced the airline employees that she and Gene are newlyweds]

Stewardess: She's such a happy little bride!

Frog Milhouse: Can't I leave you alone for three minutes?