Stew Deedle Quotes in Meet the Deedles (1998)

Major Flower: But even a skinny squirrel would make a nice fur jock-strap.

Phil Deedle: Well that makes sense...

Stew Deedle: Since squirrels hide nuts! Thank you! I'll be here all week!

[last lines]

Stew Deedle, Phil Deedle: Surf Wyoming!

Phil Deedle: No Brakes Bud.

Stew Deedle: Old Joke Bud.

Phil Deedle: No Joke Bud.

Stew Deedle: Something's gone horribly awry!

Phil Deedle: Climber! Pull my finger!

Stew Deedle: [pulls]

Phil Deedle: [farts]

[Major Flower has already picked up the Deedles and is driving them to camp]

Phil Deedle: [pointing to various animals they pass by] Whoa, a Bullwinkle! Look, a Bambi, and a dead Pepe Le Pew!

Phil Deedle: Oh, too cool, Stew. This is just like watching a nature show on television.

Stew Deedle: [plugging his nose as they drive over the dead skunk in the road] Or in this case, Smell-O-Vision.

Elton Deedle: Boys, I'm just so very, very proud of you.

[hugs them both]

Stew Deedle: The feeling's mutual, Dad.

Phil Deedle: Yeah, we're proud of us, too.

Stew Deedle: Hey! It's Captain Hooky!

Phil Deedle: Yeah! It's the Preemo Party-Pooper!

Phil Deedle: Why can't we have a birthday off like everyone else?

Elton Deedle: Who's everyone else?

Stew Deedle: Washington, Lincoln... the baby Jesus Dad!

Major Flower: There's just one thing I can't stand!

Stew Deedle: Bathing?

Stew Deedle: Did you change your watch?

Phil Deedle: Why? I like this watch?

Stew Deedle: We'rein a different time zone, bud!

Phil Deedle: Maybe we should stop...

Stew Deedle: Stopping requires brakes, bro!

Phil Deedle, Stew Deedle: YEAH!

Stew Deedle: Insert laugh here

Stew Deedle: When I see a cake, I see a forest fire.

Stew Deedle: This cave's about to cave.

Stew Deedle: Sorry folks, but in Yellowstone their's never room for jello.

Phil Deedle: Don't you find it odd?

Stew Deedle: What?

Phil Deedle: Boo bear has absolutely no relation to Yogie, yet they roam around the park in bow ties and no pants.